Hooray for gender equality! According to new statistics, women are committing as much domestic violence as men. Best part of this quote: How the female commissioner of the Department of Public Safety almost seems proud of women's advancement in the field of husband beatings. ...more.

Via Explosm comes this comic about the dangers of spelling one's coffee on an emotionally volatile man....more.

Domestic violence is no laughing matter. Unless it's over the top and kind of absurd, like this ad in which the hot-but-usually-unlikeable Keira Knightley is "filming a scene" but then gets continually beaten up by her co-star.I can't say I'm a huge fan of domestic violence. I mean, unless dinner wasn't ready or my pants weren't properly pleated or the roof wasn't adequately tarred and re-ti ...more.

I said yesterday that I was kind of over the whole Chris Brown and Rihanna thing. Well, I guess I can understand why Chris beat her now because she's making me look like an asshole too by making me write about her again. Look at this tattoo she just got (ignore how awesome her boobs look too)....more.

Via Mad Magazine comes this Charlie Brown parody featuring Chris Brown and it may very well be my favorite Comic of the Day ever. What can I say? I'm a huge fan of domestic violence played for comedic effect....more.

So I think we can all pretty much accept that Chris Brown beat Rihanna pretty bad and isn't a good guy right? So what's the most formerly-totally-okay Chris Brown clip that's now awkward to watch? My money is on this whimsical duet with Elmo.I'm trying to see if there's anything else out there. But maybe you can find something better (ideally backstage footage of him beating Elmo violently ...more.

When thinking about the worst reasons to get into a domestic violence spat, there are few that can quite measure up to arguing over when a public library's hours. Yet here we are.An all-day argument over the public library's operating hours turned violent Saturday when a Willis Street man struck his live-in girlfriend and forbade her from leaving their home, police said.Gildazio Costa, 54, of ...more.

Typically, domestic violence doesn't make for the best comedy. But when it involves penis sniffing, it takes on a bit of a slapstick turn....more.

It's always a sucky feeling when you try to do something nice for someone and it ends up failing spectacularly...see: what happened to the Holmes family and their trip to Disney World.When Tracy Holmes of Belleville sold three DVDs for $10 at her garage sale Aug. 15, she thought she was doing well. She was getting rid of some movies that she and her husband hadn't watched in a long time and ma ...more.