With their beauty and general adorableness, it's easy to forget that horses can kill you in a variety of ways. Here's one: By kicking you in your stupid face for acting like an asshole. ...more.

I tend to think that the Yahoo Answers "lol these are so craaaazy" posts are a bit trite, but this one is too good. And relatable, I'm sure. What should you do when your girlfriend finds 3D-rendered videos you made of her blowing you and f'ing robots? A question as old as time....more.

Donkeys are typically known for their tremendous libidos (maybe) and, as such, they have a historically insatiable penchant for rape (probably). The clip below illustrates both points. It's a little NSFW but it's on YouTube, so it's not THAAAAT bad.Sigh, I can't remember the last time my donkey looked at me like that. Our love life used to be so vibrant and healthy. Now I make him dinner a ...more.