I don't start fights, I merely travel the world preaching about the merits of the ancient martial arts until trouble finds me, since someone has to do it due to David Carradine's untimely masturbatory passing. And here's why you don't go around looking for fights. ...more.

Some kid who kind of looks like a douchebag took a bow and blew a kiss during his high school graduation ceremony. The school didn't respond well, sending him back to his seat and denying him his diploma.Before the school began handing out diplomas, some students pulled out beach balls. One student was forced to sit away from his classmates with staff while police escorted another student behin ...more.

I saw this the other day and was like, "Fuck that dude," but I'm still seeing the clip and the Internet gods have nothing interesting for me right now, so here's this asshole being "creative" for Southwest Airlines.Yes it's adorable and all that Southwest likes to tout how unique it is ("Want to be crammed in a smaller-than-average seat next to a fat woman and her screaming shitty child to sav ...more.

High school is a great time in a man's life, especially today when the girls are easy and still require about as much romantic effort as I require to pleasure myself (basically just kind of being there and not causing hemorrhaging). But this kid is ruining it for everyone with his unnecessary teenage romantic efforts....more.

In college, I never cared about anything other than finger banging girls with odd letter-looking things on their sweatshirts or beer pong, so I really hate protesters always doing protester-y things. But now the protesters at NYU are being protested in annoyingly ironic ways SO I DON'T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR HERE....more.

Via Flickr comes this very telling image that illustrates how much tourists suck at life....more.