If you've ever had a relative addicted to a drug, you can probably relate to this clip (I see a lot of my own granulated Funion addiction). From an episode of A&E's Intervention comes this clip of "Christy," a meth addict. And, as the headline indicates, Christy has in fact achieved an unbreakable high score at the big version of Space Invaders we call life. ...more.

A bunch of cocaine went missing down in Naples, Florida after a drug bust. The police have no idea where it went. But read this story and there may be a clue or two. Let it never be said I'm not thought-provoking. ...more.

Once you get past a certain age, you've got to leave childish things behind like dancing or drugs or sleeping with teenagers. Because any time you do them after your prime, you end up looking like this. ...more.

Is there anything sillier than a person all messed up on some foreign substance? Nothing can cause you to deteriorate from borderline-contributing-part-of-society to complete debacle within minutes. Watch this opus of a guy wobbling around a convenience store and guess what he's on. ...more.

You may be familiar with A&E's hit show Intervention, a show chronicling people's journeys to get a loved one into rehab. It's real, gritty, touching, and often depressing. Addiction is a serious problem, when presented in most situations. Unless it's taken so far that it becomes hilarious.Saved by the Bell's Jessie Spano (Elizabeth Berkley) was feeling a bit overextended. You see, Zack ha ...more.

Man, I don't know how you can get a bunch better ad for the Nintendo Wii than this...some cops decided, "Hey, forget this drug raid we're on...let's play Wii Bowling!" Which maybe you could understand for 15 minutes. Yeah, they did it for HOURS. ...more.

Am I obscenely late on this video or ahead of the curve on it? I have no clue, but if you haven't seen this video entitled Ask Propecia the Crack Hoe, a (skit?) segment, you need to see it IMMEDIATELY. ...more.

Callie Rogers won the lotto as a 16 year-old in Britain, winning about $3.67 million..not a huge figure, but enough to start building a great life for yourself. Yeah, not so much...she spent all the money on cocaine, booze, and big fake boobs, which is a great way to find your way into my heart, but it probably won't get you into Money Magazine. ...more.

My girlfriend is in law school, so I've been trying to keep an open mind about lawyers. But when a defense attorney defends a drugged out mother who cut her son's genitals off by saying that a dog, who had no blood on his fur at all, might have done it...well, it's a bit indefensible. ...more.

Any time someone utters a quote that discusses how they have "cocaine in [their] coochy" upon getting arrested, you can pretty much guarantee that I'm going to post it. Also, check out the arrested girl's photo...I'd hit it. ...more.

No the above is not a mathmetical equation for how I typically get laid, though perhaps it should be. Some guy put a Facebook event for his birthday and cops responded logically: By hopping out from a helicopter to break it up....more.

Drunk girls are incredibly annoying to me, other than the part where they're more inclined to allow me access to their orifices. Now put a girl on acid, remove the possibility of sex, and multiply that annoyance by 1000 and you get this video.I've never done acid, so it's entirely possible that I just don't "get it," but I'm not sure I see the benefit of the experience. I think enough outlan ...more.

It's pretty much commonly accepted by anyone with a brain that the War on Drugs is a farce. But sometimes it's fun to take a look at the other side and the satisfaction they get from a job well done. Pointless, but well done nonetheless.Police recovered more than 35 pounds of hallucinogenic mushroom chocolate bars and a felony amount of marijuana Wednesday evening that would have been heading ...more.

This might be the most fantastically quote-filled article ever...from a drunken traffic stop. Read the whole thing for more laughs."During (our) interview, the driver was irate at the passenger and kept yelling at him for asking the police if we had any weed," the officers wrote.As police interviewed Belviso and Skupien, a passenger still in the rear seat of the car, Steven Carney, 17, opened ...more.