Perhaps when people come up with a name for their product or a label when trying to sell it, they should have a second person who makes a lot of dick jokes proof it....more.

Some dude in Utah decided almost 10 years ago that he is no longer going to use money. There's a really interesting feature in Details about it (highly recommended). His quote below is a helpful reminder: Just because you do something unique and interesting does not necessarily make YOU any more poetic or interesting.DANIEL SUELO LIVES IN A CAVE. UNLIKE THE average American—wallowing in cred ...more.

This girl has all the brilliant ideas needed to save California's economic problems. I could listen to her talk for...well, a couple minutes.I didn't know that the East Coast believes in slaves and I'm not sure why no one ever told me until this video. You mean I could have been owning people all this time and yet here I am, buying cotton balls in Duane Reade like an asshole.Reason how I k ...more.

The economy is hitting a lot of businesses very hard. But probably not so hard that a train ticket would cost $23 quadrillion. One would hope.A New York teenager accidentally billed $23 quadrillion seized the moment to update her Facebook status.It read: "Very much in debt.''Lydia Alcock of North Salem, N.Y., wasn't alone in her virtual debt.In a statement, Visa blamed the eye-popping ch ...more.

Some kid is inspiring the world (according to CNN) by opting to sell his toys to help his family make ends meet. Upon reading his last quote, I can't help but believe he never owned the Play Doh McDonald's Restaurant.An 11-year-old Ohio boy is helping ease his family's financial burdens, one toy at a time.Zach McGuire is selling his toys to raise money for his family, which like others across ...more.

Due to the recession, people are turning to the one natural resource they have...sperm/egg donation. Unfortunately, people are retards.Before the recession, Carol Miller-Woods, donor coordinator at North Hudson IVF in Englewood Cliffs, N.J., got about eight calls a week from potential egg donors. Now she gets that many daily.She also has gotten calls from at least 100 men inquiring about dona ...more.

This quote isn't so great, but I want you guys to read this Slate piece on how as a result of the economy taking a shit, more and more women are getting into the sex trade. Also: There's a market for 55 year-old women working as prostitutes? I don't know what's more depressing...that she has to do it or that someone would pay.Take 55-year-old Jennifer of the Bronx, N.Y., who was laid off from ...more.

Even with the economy in the shitter, apartments are expensive. I'm depositing on one today, supposedly, and I'm pretty sure somebody's going to require a handjob. At least, that's typically how I assume you close a deal. Anyway, this dude lives in a closet....more.

In a story that disproves the myth that Jews are good with money, a woman in Jerusalem threw away her mother's bed and replaced it with a new one. Unfortunately, the old one had about $1 million stored in it....more.

Many businesses have to make cutbacks to save money when no money is coming in. But asking me to do things for you? Not likely, Bathroom Sign....more.

Here's a funny one as the economy goes to the shitter and banks charge you for everything in the hopes of remaining vaguely profitable...apparently, in addition to late fees, you can now get charged a late fee by Capital One for paying too early....more.

John Mayer's okay. I think he's actually fairly talented in spite of the fact I'm not a sorority girl attempting to make you listen to songs that "get me in the mood" when you're just trying to finger my ass. But this husky gal seems to redefine "being into a song."This seems like a great time to push my "Let's load fat girls into trucks and make them do the work of donkeys to stimulate the ...more.

This headline might be misleading. I assume that if you buy a vagina at a store, you'd have to pay the customary sales tax. But if you buy it at a whorehouse like the Bunny Ranch, you will still be nice and tax free....more.

Do you like clowns? If the answer is yes, I hope your dementia is treating you well. But even if you do like clowns, you may want to reevaluate that stance when you see this special deal on eBay....more.