After the roaring success that was the last "white trash dude gets knocked out" video I posted, I thought we should take a look at our friends across the pond. This video is about a "Chav," a wigger/white trash hybrid filling the UK, and his comeuppance. Unless you really want a cathartic experience, skip to 2:17 to get to the action. ...more.

Sure this is completely juvenile, but come on, really? For background, there is a type of meatball in the UK which is made of pork, liver, and other pig parts mixed with liver which has a somewhat unfortunate name. And Mr. Brains brought that to the mainstream. Check out this 1994 ad after the jump. ...more.

Callie Rogers won the lotto as a 16 year-old in Britain, winning about $3.67 million..not a huge figure, but enough to start building a great life for yourself. Yeah, not so much...she spent all the money on cocaine, booze, and big fake boobs, which is a great way to find your way into my heart, but it probably won't get you into Money Magazine. ...more.

There's a class war going on in the UK with middle class girl Kate Middleton expected to marry Prince William at some point. And apparently she has an uncle who's so crass that it reads like some sort of wacky fish-out-of-water film starring Rob Schneider. Interesting look at British culture though.If his glamorous niece weren't expected to marry Britain's Prince William, Gary Goldsmith might ...more.

Some British chick working as a prison guard got fired for being too pretty. Quotes are below. You can judge her attractiveness by checking out her photo here.A former prison officer was forced out of her job after being bullied because she was pretty, a tribunal has heard.Amitjo Kajla, 27, is claiming constructive dismissal after leaving her job in Brinsford Young Offenders' Institution nea ...more.

The unfortunate street name of Butt Hole Road in the UK is finally getting a change. Sodomy Drive remains unaffected by the change.In the end, the constant jokes were just too much to take for the long-suffering residents of Butt Hole Road.Groups of youths used to visit the street and bare their backsides for photographs while many delivery firms simply refused to believe it existed.Residen ...more.

The early 90s were a crazy time. For example, I was a good student and cared about learning things. But the best proof of this might be a BBC documentary on little British kids "forming a posse."I would like to see a full album from these little scamps. It might not be too late for MC Kaos to bring together the band again for a reunion tour. No one does hip hop quite as well as pasty white ...more.

A 21 year-old gal in England sued her former employers and won and the details of the case are hilariously sexual harassment-tastic....more.

A British woman has a feature in the Daily Mail today about her problem with parenting. Well, not parenting because she's an awesome mom to one daughter, but rather the fact that she just doesn't seem to like her other child....more.

A wigger was arrested for doing wiggery stuff in London and the judge really broke through to him by speaking his lingo with words like "bravado" and "impulsivity". I'd recommend more usage of the word "yo" but hey, I didn't pass the bar.It's time, the judge said, for Jeremy Walzack to "grow up."The 22-year-old London man, with rings on almost every finger, studs in his ears and dressed in a ...more.

England is pretty awesome sometimes. A town in Manchester is offering workers at its city council extra time off to get cosmetic surgeries, including implants and whatever else their heart desires....more.

Some creepy Indian guy at a call center (stunner that such things exist, who knew) has been harassing a British chick via texts. And they're all hilariously quoted below!...more.

So politicians tend to be doing serious things, especially as the global economy goes in the shitter. But not the British Prime Minister, who's saying he wishes he could meet Optimus Prime to solve the world's problems. Or turn into a truck. That'd be cool.[British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's] stock was rising as people looked to have decided he was the right man to lead Britain through a c ...more.

Some guy won the lottery after promising his son he'd buy him a toy shop if he ever won the lottery. Bad news, kid...your father's a liar. I look forward to this traumatizing you for years.A MAN who promised to buy his eldest son a toy shop if he won the Lottery had to backtrack when he scooped more than £1million.Mark Myatt and wife Trina, of Hemel Hempstead, instead took sons Alexander, e ...more.