I think that if you choose to engage in criminal activities, you should do your part to stand out. And this Nebraska man who stole something to buy an abortion for his teenage ladyfriend definitely went above and beyond. Click through for irony. ...more.

Not to be outdone by her little sister, Miley Cyrus took to the stripper pole at Sunday's Teen Choice Awards during a performance of her new song "You Already Clicked Through When I Said Stripper Pole, Didn't You?" ...more.

I'd like to applaud you, dear reader, for making your first appearance in an iPhone app! Bad news: Kidfery just got a bit harder....more.

Wives always think their husbands are perverts for stuff like asking to do it in the butt or asking her to pee on him while he's dressed like a schoolgirl. Okay, I guess the latter would be accurate. Here's another case in which a woman may be accurate in calling her husband a pervert...filming a teenage girl with a hidden camera in a heat vent.A 31-year-old Sheboygan man will spend no time in ...more.

In the annals of fed up stories, there are few that can quite match up to this one: A strip club who employed a "Miss America"-looking 14 year-old to strip is now suing her...after she was kidnapped and forced into stripping in the first place....more.

High school is a tough time. You're adjusting to life with real responsibilities and also trying to have as little awkwardness as possible. Oh and also sometimes you forget to wear panties during yearbook photos so your cooch ends up showing for all the world to see....more.

No? Still just 14? Uh, well then....more.

15 year-old girls are tricky. They look like women sometimes and are totally capable of being knocked up like women, but it's apparently illegal to insert parts of yourself inside of them. Well, here's a gentleman who's found himself on the down side of the 15 year-old girl trap....more.

Sexting is pretty much the hottest thing in the history of the world that you wish was around when you were growing up. But parents and courts are being total buzzkills about it. For example, check out the borderline-pervy work of this District Attorney.The group of anxious parents crowded around District Attorney George Skumanick Jr. as he sat behind a table in a courtroom here and presented ...more.

You might think the FBI is really exciting and dangerous and all that because of shows like 24 and movies and whatever. But it turns out that FBI workers are no different than you and I. For example, they use their spy equipment to film underage girls while they're undressing....more.

High school cheerleaders are tricky beasts. Sometimes they purposefully get their hot high school coach fired for posing nude in Playboy, other times they ask their coach to take them to a male strip club and get fired....more.

A Pennsylvania woman found out she was infertile but, darn it, she wanted kids really bad. So she did some soul-searching and came to the totally logical conclusion that she should drug her 13 year-old daughter and have her boyfriend rape her to impregnate her. Clever....more.

Many have echoed the sentiments behind the expression "Pimpin' ain't easy." Well, apparently it is, presuming you have enough chicken nuggets (up until the going to jail part)....more.

So Miley Cyrus went clothes shopping and the heroic paparazzi were there to chronicle this special occasion in a young woman's life. What heroes....more.