10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary
Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, featured, lifestyle, lists
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Way back in 2001, Homer Simpson's most popular catchphrase – Doh! – successfully transcended beyond the status of pop culture catchphrase and entered the pantheon of legitimate English word. This momentous occasion was the direct result of the Oxford English Dictionary deciding to include the word in their 2001 edition. ...more.Movies aren’t as good as they used to be
Posted by Chris Spags under humor, pictures
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You would think that with all the advancements in cinema (I literally thought that I could reach out and sniff the blue chick's funky jungle goodness in Avatar in 3D), we'd be making more interesting and compelling movies than the past. But there's no way we're ever topping 1973 film The Day of the Dolphin. ...more.7 TV couples of the 90s that shaped what you want in a relationship
Posted by Jenni Maier under entertainment, lifestyle, lists
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While TV comedies today may be groundbreaking for their witty one-liners and lack of studio audiences, they don't have the same magic of the 90's sitcoms. Television from the 90's was all about sugary-sweet couples who had 21 minute couple-problems every episode, solved by a one-minute declaration of love where they remembered why they were a couple.1. Jessie and BeckyTalk about a matc ...more.New Hamas cartoon features “blood-drinking Jews,” other fun
Posted by Chris Spags under humor, weird news
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If nothing else, you've got to give Hamas's Al Aqsa TV channel credit for putting in effort with how it manipulates the minds of Middle Eastern youth. First it was Farfur, a Mickey Mouse-esque "martyr mouse" and now it's their hot new cartoon "A Special Mission", whose pilot features a US-sponsored Palestinian authority police officer named Bahlul. ...more.The 11 most inept TV heroes of all time
Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, lifestyle, lists
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Let’s face it: television is far from a great breeding ground for intelligence. For every smart, sophisticated and erudite TV character, there are at least a dozen dumb, stupid and drooling buffoons created to annoy them. This is for good reason – as laughing at fictional imbeciles is much more fun than watching a TV character adeptly maneuvering through life. Of all the stupid TV characte ...more.“Poochinski” might be the greatest show ever to not get on TV
Posted by Chris Spags under humor, videos
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Procedural cop shows (every show that ends with some crime/mystery and ends with some mook solving it within 42 minutes) are literally the lifeblood of the TV industry along with drunken whores doing stupid things on camera. So given that, it might be time to revisit this 1990 pilot of a show called "Poochinski" about a cop (played by Peter Boyle) who gets reincarnated as a TALKING DOG. ...more.The 10 most rotten TV kids of all-time
Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, lifestyle, lists
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TV characters are supposed set a good example for the millions of kids watching at home. To the dismay of parents everywhere, these 10 most rotten kids of all time have been teaching children everywhere how to lie, cheat and steal their ways through adolescence. ...more.The only thing you need to see about Jersey Shore is in this post
Posted by Chris Spags under humor, pictures, videos
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I'm absolutely in love with MTV's new show Jersey Shore. In spite of having Italian ancestry, I see nothing wrong with showing the world a group of people that legitimately exist in the Northeast. But if you're not sold on the utter trash genius that the show is (any time a show has a character who nicknamed himself "The Situation," there's brilliance afoot), this short .gif will definitely get ...more.7 current TV shows that need the Harlem Globetrotters
Posted by Shawn Norris under entertainment, lifestyle, lists
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Let’s be honest. When you look around at the landscape of television, you realize (especially reality TV) has really just become gimmicks and advertisements. Well, if that’s they way it is going to go down, then I want them to bring back the greatest gimmick in television history. No, not Donald Trump‘s horrific toupe--I’m talking about the Harlem Globetrotters. ...more.The 9 most fatal flaws of beloved movie characters
Posted by Shawn Norris under entertainment, lifestyle, lists
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We'd always like to imagine our heroes are invulnerable. But no matter how tough you are, fictional or not, odds are that there's some quirk which will make you crumple like a drunken game of Jenga. Here are the fatal flaws of nine of your favorite movie characters. ...more.7 life lessons you can learn from sports movie clichés
Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists
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Every single year Hollywood releases approximately one thousand new sports movies that all look exactly the same. They change up the sport, they change up the cast, they even change up the wacky obstacle the team will have to overcome, yet the story remains exactly the same. There are a lot of lessons to be learned from these cliche sports movies (besides the most obvious one that the all-whit ...more.Advancements in white rapping have been halted indefinitely
Posted by Chris Spags under humor, videos
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There have been quite a few prominent white rappers in recent years...Eminem, Asher Roth, um...Snow. But none can match the impact on hip-hop that these two young men, Young Bowman and T-Hines will have on the community with their song, "'Bout It, 'Bout it". ...more.The 6 most feared bullies in Nickelodeon history
Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, lists
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School bullies are a ubiquitous and unfortunate part of growing up. Luckily, most real-world bullies are complete pussies when it comes to the legendary bullies that have graced the Nickelodeon channel over the years. Here are the most ruthless bullies of Nick that we all loved to hate: ...more.The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons
Posted by Jeff Wysaski under humor, lists
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Over the past 20 years, the world revolving around 742 Evergreen Terrace has played home to a slew of hilariously ridiculous fake products. Though I could never name them all, here are 14 of the most awesome fake Simpsons products of all time: ...more.Home Alone is an underrated scary movie
Posted by Chris Spags under humor, videos
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I'm a big fan of trailer remixes and this one mixing Saw and Home Alone certainly tickles my trailer-remix bone. Not for the faint of heart, especially if you're a wool cap-clad criminal. ...more.The 6 most awesome TV homes you wished you lived in
Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, humor, lists
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TV characters have a pretty sweet deal, what with their friends and important lessons learned and a room full of random strangers laughing at their lives. But perhaps the biggest perk of being a beloved TV character? The completely ballin' houses. ...more.Score one for racial harmony
Posted by Chris Spags under humor, videos
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Occasionally, we at Guyism like to just salute someone for doing something clever and funny. This happens to be one of those scenarios with this song by an artist named Duece Poppi and the song is called "My White Friends." ...more.











