While twitter is reserved for the uber nerd and celebrity, every once in awhile it serves a great purpose.Like yesterday when the Steve Phillips fiasco was all over the place, everybody was dropping in their .02.But nobody, and I mean nobody had a rip quite like Yahoo's Dan WetzelOf course, this is in reference to Brooke Hundley....the, how shall we say, "homely" looking production ...more.

NFL: Plaxico Burress planning to return to NFL after jailNFL: Eagles prepare for pro-Michael Vick marchNFL: Crabtree's agent blaming player for cash demandsNFL: ESPN skewers Favre in latest 'This is SportsCenter' commercialCFB: Indiana sells Big Ten home gameMMA: Fedor Emelianenko, Brett Rogers to square offMLB: Bobby Crosby's dad rips Billy BeaneSOCCER: Brazilian soccer player threatened after ga ...more.

I kept thinking yesterday..Why is ESPN so angry about twitter, facebook and blogs....And then it dawned on me.They must have been spurned in the past.So I did some digging and you know what, I can't say I blame them.Harold Reynolds Facebook Status"Huggin some interns"Sean Salisbury's Twitter@Random Hot Chick: Wanna see this pic of my d#@^?Chris Berman's Facebook Status"What the f#@^? Why does eve ...more.

Want to tell your friends on facebook about the game last night?Want to tweet about the umps missing that crucial call?Want to rant about your hometown team on your personal blogSorry, if you're an ESPN employee, those are no-nos...Here are the specific guidelines according to the 4 letter networkSpecific Guidelines · Personal websites and blogs that contain sports content are not permitt ...more.

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com10) Wankery. Do you have an unfortunate interest in cringe-tastic pop culture that is in no way related to your subject matter? Well, by all means, share it with the rest of us. Remember, you are the guy with the mic. That means we deserve whatever you care to dish out, and you're just so gosh darned precious, we can't say no!9) Sports radio affectations and repeti ...more.

NFL: Ochocinco gets three tattoos... on his faceNFL: Adult video company wants to sponsor Texans' jerseysNFL: Childress: 'Stay tuned' on Favre situationNBA: Marcin Gortat drives the fastest car in the NBANBA: Jordan jersey stolen from home of Spurs' ParkerCBK: Ex-Big Ten Player of the Year faces drug chargesTENNIS: Dokic's father sentenced to 15 months in prison for threatsSOCCER: Paris Hilton reb ...more.

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.comIt's easy to say who the worst mouth jobbers who are, you know, working. But how about the folks that could bring the historical pain, preferably in an ESPN-challenging show where all parties will be convinced that their special brand of wonderfulness will be the reason why the show will win? That's a show we'd all watch. And by we, I mean sports bloggers.10) Emmit ...more.

MLB: Cubs blame economy for home boosMLB: Could Red Sox Nation really vote Lastings into ASG?NBA: Woman arrested at Dirk Nowitzki's homeNFL: Bettman, Goodell, Selig, Stern discuss economicsNFL: ESPN hires Matt Millen as broadcast, studio analystCFB: Utah Attorney General vows to sue BCSNHL: Police investigating Ovechkin death threatNASCAR: Suspended Nationwide Series driver Kevin Grubb found deado ...more.

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.comYesterday was a really great day for me as a blogger. The site had a lot of traffic from a variety of links, and was even mentioned on ESPN's "SportsCenter" during their "Blog Buzz" segment, with the poor announcer cracking up over the name. (You can see the mention starting about 40 seconds left in the clip.)Coin was made. Jollies were had. My friends and family w ...more.

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com10. Traveling in basketball. You get the feeling that as soon as he invented the game, James Naismith started bitching about how the players weren't dribbling enough.9. Defensive pass interference. The rules may change, but the whining does not. Oh, and your opinion is entirely dependent on your view of the laundry, of course.8. Tattoos on players. Don't they reali ...more.

ESPN the Magazine had at least a couple of babes at their NEXT Big Weekend 2009 Super Bowl Party as Alyssa Milano and Lindsay Lohan (who of course has tremendous ties to professional football... not) were in attendance.Oh how much it pains me to see ESPN personalities able to mingle with babes such as this...More Alyssa here and more Lindsay here. ...more.

NFL: Pacman Jones is going to sue ESPNNFL: Favre: No press conference if I retire againUFC: Rampage Jackson pleads guilty to felony chargeMLB: Price tag for Nationals new park higher than expectedNBA: Blazers threaten to sue team that signs Darius MilesMLS: Beckham's agent reaffirms star's commitment to Galaxyon 205th recommends... ...more.

If you're anything like us, there's nothing worse than being distracted by Erin Andrews' breasts while you're trying to listen to Samuel L. Jackson speak on the red carpet at the 2008 ESPY's. I AM NOTHING LIKE THEM. ...more.

I always wondered what the purpose of the ESPY's was, but now I know. It's so that all the guys on the staff (which is like 90% of the staff) can have a reason for companies like Playboy to throw parties surrounding the event and then they can hang out with chicks like Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and that other one... what's her name... oh yeah, Bridget Marquardt.As much as I hate to admit it, ...more.