Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn't have been more pleased with your taste. Let's try no ...more.

The new year is almost upon us which means I am getting ready for another stellar year of athletes boinking hot babes. So here's a quick rundown of what we're doing here... I went through my extensive files and pulled the 100 ladies currently in some sort of relationship with an athlete in the sporting world and ranked them how I see fit (it's my site). Keep in mind though, the ladies on this list ...more.

An Eva Longoria gallery {GorillaMask}Phillies fan takes Grey Goose bottle to head {Busted Coverage}The Hottest Cheerleader Finals {on205th}Great call on a put back dunk by Gus Johnson {FanIQ}Who'd win the Heisman if the season ended today? {Coed Mag}Slutty Halloween Costumes...yep, you'll love em {Epic Carnival} ...more.

Rumors surfaced recently that Eva Longoria was pregnant. Turned out it was for some role she was portraying. Too bad since about the only thing she's good for is her body and being pregnant would have ruined that and then maybe I would have never had to see her face again.Look hard. You can see right through that top if you put a little effort into it. And I did. I'm an overachiever like that. ...more.

And hey, if Tony Parker can't get the job done, I'll be sure to offer my services....Read more at Celebrifi ...more.

Day three of the epic battle of WAGdom sees Cheryl Tweedy, wife of scummy soccer player Ashley Cole taking on Eva Longoria, wife of NBA Frenchy Tony Parker. Who ya got in this one?Each weekday from July 14 to July 25 one American WAG will face-off with a European counterpart for world WAG supremacy. The deciding factors? Your votes. (more background on this event here). Who is the hotter WAG today ...more.

I have heard of women getting jiggy with washing machines, but a fire hydrant is a new one. Apparently Mrs. Tony Parker, Eva Longoria, has discovered a new pleasure device.I never really have thought much of Eva. Seeing her without makeup kinda ruined it for me. But now, for some reason, I am starting to think of her in a whole new light. By the way, her shirt says, "I want more privacy." Okay, th ...more.

Being a celebrity must be real rough. Especially since every time I log on to my computer I see them at another awards show or benefit or product launch or business opening. So many parties, so little time. Today was no exception as a bunch of hot trim was out and about at some shit called the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York City. Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Hilary Duff, Mandy Moore, and Victoria Be ...more.

Despite the fine effort put forth here by the Spurs' Tony Parker's wife, Eva Longoria, to distract the Lakers with her cleavage, the Spurs still fell to Los Angeles last night, ending the series.Holly Madison was pleased with the results, however. ...more.

10. Beyonce Knowles-Houston RocketsNot really a diehard so that's why she's dropped down this far. Still, even attending a couple of Rockets games a year with that body cements you on this list9. Christie Brinkley-Boston Red SoxA little older, but any chick that decides to bust out some cleavage in a baseball jersey has a special place in my heart.8. Julia Stiles-New York MetsNot really up to ...more.