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30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1975

DC Scrap — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:00:58 +0000

1975… Wheel of Fortune premieres on NBC. Bill Gates founds Microsoft. Muhammad Ali defeats Joe Frazier in The Thrilla in Manila. Teamsters Union president Jimmy Hoffa is reported missing. And this gorgeous group of women were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1975 – - – - – - – -

Angelina Jolie (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Eva Longoria (American actress)

Charlize Theron (South African actress) – – – – – – – – – Milla Jovovich (Ukrainian actress)

Kate Winslet (British actress) – – – – – – – – – Penélope Cruz (Spanish actress)

Christina Hendricks (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Torrie Wilson (American actress)

Moon Bloodgood (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Natalie Imbruglia (Australian singer)

Alicia Witt (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Marion Cotillard (French actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

on205th.com’s Sexiest Female on the Planet: 2009 (Group 9)

DC Scrap — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn’t have been more pleased with your taste. Let’s try not to blow it this year, okay?

Here’s how it’s going down. I’ve tweaked things a bit this year. Last year we had 64 babes going head-to-head til we got down to the finals. This year we’ll have 100 babes in 10 groups of 10 with the final 10 being divided into two groups of five, then the winners of those two groups will go boob-to-boob to determine our champeen for 2009.

Here are your 10 groups of 10, with voting for Group 9 now in progress…

Group 9
Sammy Braddy

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Group 1
Christina Aguilera
Amanda Bynes
Abigail Clancy
Rosario Dawson
Megan Fox
Kate Hudson
Beyonce Knowles
Ali Larter
Kristanna Loken
Olivia Wilde

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 1.

Group 2
Jessica Alba
Camilla Belle
Monica Bellucci
Brooke Burke
Izabel Goulart
Stacy Keibler
Eva Mendes
Alyssa Milano
Emily Scott
Paz Vega

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 2.

Group 3
Ana Beatriz Barros
Kate Beckinsale
Halle Berry
Kim Cloutier
Minka Kelly
Miranda Kerr
Rachelle Leah
Sophie Monk
Nina Moric
Rihanna

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 3.

Group 4
Alessandra Ambrosio
Rachel Bilson
Sophia Bush
Hilary Duff
Angelina Jolie
Leighton Meester
Marisa Miller
Olivia Munn
Elsa Pataky
Sarah Shahi

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 4.

Group 5
Diora Baird
Kelly Brook
Charisma Carpenter
Penelope Cruz
Anne Hathaway
Scarlett Johannson
Adriana Lima
Grace Park
Lucy Pinder
Kelly Ripa

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 5.

Group 6
Jennifer Aniston
Devon Aoki
Carolina Ardohain
Heidi Klum
Denise Milani
Kelly Monaco
Adrianne Palicki
Jessica Simpson
Cheryl Tweedy
Carrie Underwood

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 6.

Group 7
Gemma Atkinson
Laetitia Casta
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Doutzen Kroes
Olga Kurylenko
Maria Menounos
Petra Nemcova
Dania Ramirez
Bar Refaeli

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 7.

Group 8
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel
Emily Blunt
Monica Cruz
Jessica Gomes
Amber Heard
Danielle Lloyd
Nicole Scherzinger
Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 8.

Group 10
Gisele Bundchen
Kelly Carlson
Giada De Laurentis
Carla Gugino
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Blake Lively
Katie Price
Roselyn Sanchez
Yvonne Strahovski

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 10.

And like I said previously, if I left out your personal favorite, tough noogies… if she ain’t in my top 100, she ain’t gonna be voted the sexiest on the planet. Or you could go check over at AskMen.com where they are one of the few other sites whose readers have nearly as good taste as the readers here have.

The 100 hottest WAGs for 2009: 71-80

DC Scrap — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The new year is almost upon us which means I am getting ready for another stellar year of athletes boinking hot babes. So here’s a quick rundown of what we’re doing here… I went through my extensive files and pulled the 100 ladies currently in some sort of relationship with an athlete in the sporting world and ranked them how I see fit (it’s my site). Keep in mind though, the ladies on this list have to be currently in a relationship so sadly we won’t have any more Nereida or Eliza.

You will most assuredly disagree with my rankings so I am going to let you do a little voting. We’ll do this in 10 posts of 10 WAGs each with you picking the one you think is the hottest from each group of 10 then one big WAG blowout at the end to determine which babe is the #1 seed going into the new year.

And when we’re through, you’ll have a photo collection of over 550 pics of hot WAGs for your ~~spanking~~ viewing pleasure. Sound good? Excellent… (poll at the bottom)

WAGs: 81-90 | 91-100.

80. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is an English glamour model, television personality and fashion designer reported to have been dating Portsmouth player Jermain Defoe as well as former boxer Mike Tyson.

79. Rena Mero Lesnar
Rena Mero Lesnar is an American model, actress, and former professional wrestler married to American mixed martial artist and UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.

78. Joanna Taylor
Joanna Taylor is an English actress married to England footballer Danny Murphy.

77. Rachel Hunter
Rachel Hunter is a model, actress and reality TV show host currently engaged to ice hockey player Jarret Stoll.

76. Eva Longoria Parker
Eva Longoria Parker is an American film and television actress married NBA guard Tony Parker.

75. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian is an American socialite, model, and television personality currently dating American football player Reggie Bush.

74. Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham is an English singer, fashion designer and model currently married to English football midfielder David Beckham.

73. Carly Zucker
Carly Zucker is an English fitness trainer who lives with England midfielder Joe Cole.

72. Bec Hewitt
Bec Hewitt is an Australian actress and singer married to Australian tennis player Lleyton Hewitt.

71. Jodi Ann Paterson
Jodi Ann Paterson is an American model and actress married to American retired CART and Formula One driver and current Indy Racing League team owner Michael Andretti.

Your turn! Cast your vote!
And be sure to vote here too! WAGs: 81-90 | 91-100

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We’ll be back in a few days with #’s 61-70.

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH EVA LONGORIA

A. Isaac — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:30:00 +0000

An Eva Longoria gallery {GorillaMask}

Phillies fan takes Grey Goose bottle to head {Busted Coverage}

The Hottest Cheerleader Finals {on205th}

Great call on a put back dunk by Gus Johnson {FanIQ}

Who’d win the Heisman if the season ended today? {Coed Mag}

Slutty Halloween Costumes…yep, you’ll love em {Epic Carnival}

Eva Longoria not pregnant, just fat, has pokies

DC Scrap — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:30:00 +0000

Rumors surfaced recently that Eva Longoria was pregnant. Turned out it was for some role she was portraying. Too bad since about the only thing she’s good for is her body and being pregnant would have ruined that and then maybe I would have never had to see her face again.

Look hard. You can see right through that top if you put a little effort into it. And I did. I’m an overachiever like that.

EVA LONGORIA WANTS A BABY

A. Isaac — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:26:00 +0000

And hey, if Tony Parker can’t get the job done, I’ll be sure to offer my services….

WAG-OFF – Day three: USA WAGs vs EUROPEAN WAGs

DC Scrap — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:45:00 +0000

Day three of the epic battle of WAGdom sees Cheryl Tweedy, wife of scummy soccer player Ashley Cole taking on Eva Longoria, wife of NBA Frenchy Tony Parker. Who ya got in this one?

Each weekday from July 14 to July 25 one American WAG will face-off with a European counterpart for world WAG supremacy. The deciding factors? Your votes. (more background on this event here).

Who is the hotter WAG today?

Cheryl Tweedy (UK)

Eva Longoria (USA)

POLL CLOSED
Results
on 205th: Cheryl 84% | Eva 16%
The Spoiler: Cheryl 65% | Eva 35%
OVERALL: Cheryl 76% | Eva 24%

Previous matches (Vote!): Day 1 | 2

Eva Longoria cheats on Tony with a fire hydrant

DC Scrap — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:00:00 +0000

I have heard of women getting jiggy with washing machines, but a fire hydrant is a new one. Apparently Mrs. Tony Parker, Eva Longoria, has discovered a new pleasure device.

I never really have thought much of Eva. Seeing her without makeup kinda ruined it for me. But now, for some reason, I am starting to think of her in a whole new light. By the way, her shirt says, “I want more privacy.” Okay, then stop jamming fire hydrants up your ass.

More babes at award shows

DC Scrap — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:00:00 +0000

Being a celebrity must be real rough. Especially since every time I log on to my computer I see them at another awards show or benefit or product launch or business opening. So many parties, so little time. Today was no exception as a bunch of hot trim was out and about at some crap called the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York City. Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Hilary Duff, Mandy Moore, and Victoria Beckham were amongst the hard-working celebs that were on hand to celebrate whatever the hell they were celebrating.

Uh, WTF is Victoria Beckham wearing? Maybe her being on the Worst Dressed List wasn’t such a travesty after all.

Eva Longoria’s cleavage wasn’t enough

DC Scrap — Fri, 30 May 2008 18:29:00 +0000

Despite the fine effort put forth here by the Spurs’ Tony Parker’s wife, Eva Longoria, to distract the Lakers with her cleavage, the Spurs still fell to Los Angeles last night, ending the series.

Holly Madison was pleased with the results, however.

THE 10 HOTTEST CELEBRITY FANS

A. Isaac — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:26:00 +0000

10. Beyonce Knowles-Houston Rockets

Not really a diehard so that’s why she’s dropped down this far. Still, even attending a couple of Rockets games a year with that body cements you on this list

9. Christie Brinkley-Boston Red Sox

A little older, but any chick that decides to bust out some cleavage in a baseball jersey has a special place in my heart.

8. Julia Stiles-New York Mets

Not really up to par as far as hotness with the rest of this group but big ups for wearing a half-shirt of your team to show off your body.

7. Eva Longoria-San Antonio Spurs

Tough to tell if she is a fan of the Spurs or hubby Tony Parker. I gave her the benefit of the doubt after looking at some pics.

6. Jessica Alba-Golden State Warriors

You know you’re a diehard if you’re rooting for a team that only makes the playoffs once a decade. Or maybe she was just a bandwagon jumper from last year?

5. Erin Andrews-Florida Gators

An alum and former Dazzler for the Gators, Andrews still makes it known where her loyalties reside. Doesn’t hurt that she might have the greatest backside in broadcast history.

4. Lucy Pinder-Southampton Saints

I dont care if Lucy glared at a Tv once during a Southampton game. She says she’s a fan and that’s enough for me.

3. Elisha Cuthbert-LA Kings

A season ticket holder for a long time, her love for the Kings stretches far beyond that douche Sean Avery.

2. Anna Kournikova-Miami Heat

Well, she’s had some time off for awhile now. Might as well do something with it. Although, I have a feeling, with the Heat struggling, she’ll shift her allegiances elsewhere.

1. Ashley Judd-Kentucky Wildcats

Is she the hottest women on the list? Absolutely not. But she’s as loyal as they come. Hell, they make jersies with her name on the back. Granted, she’s half naked in them but far be it for me to complain.