Considering that I'm only real-life friends with about a ninth of my Facebook friends, I spend a lot of time getting to know my Facebook friends based solely on their profile choices.Uploading albums with names like Fall 2009 show me that you're boring, while inviting me to join you on Farmville shows me that you're currently single. ...more.

I don't believe I've ever been to a circus due to my crippling fear of clowns and my embarrassing childhood predisposition to jumping through hoops that made people think I was raised by trained seals (False; my mother merely was impregnated by one). Anyway, given that, I can't confirm nor deny the magic and wonder (and creepiness) going on at the Big Apple Circus. ...more.

You may consider it a social faux pas to announce to the world that you have little bugs infesting your genitals. But welcome to Web 2.0, like this girl who took to Facebook to announce her little crabs. ...more.

A woman was arrested for "poking" someone on Facebook. You might think that she deserved to be arrested for using that feature, but it was actually because it was a violation of an order of protection. But still, poking sucks. ...more.

You've got to be careful with what you're putting out there on Facebook. Or, if you're not going to be careful about it, at least keep a running tally of the lies you have going, unlike this girl Amanda who claimed her grandfather had died. ...more.

George Clooney really hates Facebook. How much so? He'd allow you to insert things into his rectum before he'd get a Facebook page. His quote is after the jump. ...more.

You know why Ocean's Eleven (and twelve and 736 or whatever they're up to) is a crock of BS? Because criminals aren't these dapper, intelligent, worldly, witty people. They're idiots, like Jonathan Parker who checked his Facebook while robbing someone's house, then left it open. Very savvy. ...more.

Some people take Facebook as serious business, reading way too much into it. So one guy has a girlfriend who thinks he has entirely too many female friends on there and thus began Caleb Roy's very funny plea to get more "dudes" on his Facebook page. ...more.

Everyone always seems to love when I post these random Facebook interactions and, in my neverending bid for your approval, have another one. The backstory: Some guy was contacted by a woman claiming to be his mom via Facebook. Humorous failure after the jump. ...more.

This may very well be the most epic bit of Facebook shenanigans ever. The story: Some girl named Aimee apparently sucks enough that several people would berate her for countless status replies, yet she would read them, reply, and not defriend them or anything. You'll want to see this one. ...more.

I find it odd when people have personal conversations on Facebook as though no one else can see. Here's a beautiful example of that. ...more.

I think we've all, at some point, thought about the damage we could do with nude photos of an ex girlfriend. And even though I could totally ruin someone's life with nude photos, it might not be quite as out of character as this Italian dude who posted a topless photo of his nun-in-training ex....more.

Emma Kiernan seems like a perfectly normal young woman with political aspirations. Smart, pretty, and she occasionally likes getting her breasts honked by a friend for a Facebook photo....more.

Facebook is probably the most popular thing to ever exist in the history of anything, quickly becoming like The Grid in which every single person must be on it or not actually count as a human being in modern society. So of course, stalkers have found their way to the medium. Anyway I don't have a good transition, but I found this video on the subject to be pretty funny.Facebook is weird to ...more.