This may very well be the most epic bit of Facebook shenanigans ever. The story: Some girl named Aimee apparently sucks enough that several people would berate her for countless status replies, yet she would read them, reply, and not defriend them or anything. You'll want to see this one. ...more.

Washington State's Department of Child Services has an intricate list of its worst offenders, breaking down where exactly they've failed at life. I can take one guess, looking at Rodney McClanahan's occupation, why he's not exactly rolling in dough. ...more.

I always enjoy when girls try to do a sexy dance on a bar when drunk, if only because it's never quite as sexy as Coyote Ugly would have led you to believe. Here's further proof.I feel like the types of girls seriously injuring themselves in viral videos is generally the less-attractive type, so I'm glad to see equal representation for the hotties out there. They're standing up and saying, " ...more.

I don't know about you, but if I ever get into a car chase, I'd like to be clad in a tuxedo, just to mess with people's expectations. Because then there's the other end of the spectrum, which is this Sacramento woman, sexily clad in her best bikini.Mulleted, tankini, pudgy, perpetually drunk-looking, and in a stationwagon with four flat tires. I'm pretty sure that's the official dress code o ...more.

As a trained mixed martial artist (seriously, I dare you to punch me in the face...DARE YOU *assuming you're not a large black dude ), I know fighting (and also colored belt selection). With that in mind, I can tell you that the mulleted gentleman in this video was not exactly prepared for this boxing match.To call this "boxing" is a discredit to all of the kangaroos out there who have honed ...more.

In my usual daily searches for handsome men stripping, I came across this video. This is how not to give a sexy pole dance for your whore girlfriend who has a stripper pole in your bedroom.This is why you leave the stripping to the professionals. Sure, you might be athletic or even sexy. But there's years of daddy hating, self-loathing, and awkward blowjobs being given to Persian men with t ...more.

A lot of people waste a doctor's time with their various "Oh I have a bump on my arm" or "Ohhh I have a shard of glass sticking out of my head" bullshit reasons for a visit. And this guy seems to be no exception. But the doctor is having none of his shenanigans any more....more.

Mascots are always fun with their flips and their costumes and doing silly things like, I dunno, wearing a costume and doing flips. Something about people in costumes just amuses me. Well, the NBA's Milwaukee Bucks' mascot Bango was a part of an awesome trick shot during the NBA All-Star Game which ended in tragedy.You see, Bango tore his ACL and will now have to undergo surgery in March (no ...more.

There's failure and then there's epic failure to the point of exhaustion. This South Korean grandmother who's failed her driving test 771 times would certainly fall into the latter category....more.

Via Deadspin comes this clip of a halftime show at a home game of the NBA's Oklahoma Thunder with "escape artist" Kristen Johnson a couple weeks back. The term is in quotes because, well, this doesn't speak well for her escape abilities.She survived because apparently, despite what the Liberal Water Media would lead you to believe, water can't kill you. Or this lady is a Highlander. Either ...more.

I saw the Fox show Prison Break (actually I didn't but let's pretend) so I think I know a little bit about escaping from jails. How these two New Zealand convicts attempted to get away is how not to do it.Two New Zealand prisoners who were handcuffed together as they fled a courthouse foiled their own getaway when they ran to opposite sides of a light pole, slammed into each other and fell to ...more.

So here's your one post with the best stuff I can find while searching briefly. Hopefully it'll be enough to get you through the day, but if not, well, you can die. I'm not saying you should, but you can.Inappropriate Map is inappropriateThis map comes from a hotel, I dunno, somewhere on Earth. And it seems as though the map is, perhaps, conveying a message the designer did not quite intend ...more.

A Utah man tried to kill his family WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS! Yes, even more hilarious than if he had actually killed them.If at first you don't succeed try, try again. That's usually a positive piece of advice, but it's something a Salt Lake man should have avoided after an argument.Last Saturday, Robert Craft was a little ticked off and slapped his 11-year-old daughter."It appears that th ...more.