I'd like to take a moment to salute the courage of firefighters everywhere. Without them, the Fiery Menace would engulf us all, barbecuing us to the point of complete deliciousness (presuming everyone takes a nightly bath in marinade as I do). But not only do these firefighters deal with dangerous fire, they have other unexpected nemeses, as this closed-captioning pic will attest. ...more.

As I've gotten older, I feel like my birthdays have gotten less and less special to me. Then again, I don't have people lighting me on fire in this (probably fake) celebration of a dad's birthday. ...more.

It's been said that Michael Jackson became addicted to painkillers due to the horrible accident during the filming of a 1984 Pepsi commercial in which his head caught on fire. And US Weekly got the video for the first time, I think.It seems pretty suspicious that this is what led him to a life of painkiller abuse. Sure, it looks gruesome, but he doesn't seem even remotely phased by the burni ...more.

I tend to think April Fool's Day is the biggest crock of crap ever. But this guy, attempting to pull a prank involving lighting a match by a gas station, probably learned that April Fool's Day isn't quite all it's cracked up to be.Or MAYBE this is the first actually good April Fool's Day prank ever. I mean the commitment it takes to a joke to light yourself on fire, threaten the life of an i ...more.

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What better way to get ready for the big Jets game than cooking some brats and burgers over a warm car fire? Wait, what?H/T: Busted Coverage ...more.