Via Channelate comes this graphic illustration of what seems to be the perfect crime. ...more.

As a whole I think fish are pretty gay and worthless. Who swims in their own feces and urine other than hobo mermaids living in the East River? But this fish, Comet, is the most amazing fish I've ever seen.I don't know that buying that training kit would make any fish able to do this stuff, but wow. It looked like the video was sped up a bit, though I guess that could also be the tremendous ...more.