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Flocke the Polar Bear

  • This seems like a great way to lose a foot

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    I get that baby polar bears are cute and you want to play with them and whatever, but I really can't advocate letting the adorable little polar bear Flocke do this to you.If this doesn't end in Flocke growing to full-size and mauling her handler because that's how she's been taught to "play," I'm going to be extremely disappointed. People seriously need to learn that just because an animal is ...more.
  • Great ways to get your face bit the fuck off

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    There are many places I wouldn't put my face: A bear trap, a pie filled with poison (WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A DELICIOUSLY CONFUSING TREAT), a bee hive, a bed of needles, Tara Reid's crotch. Well, you can add "Staring contest with a polar bear" to that list too.I get it. Flocke the Polar Bear is adorable. I've covered her before. Twice! But seriously, I do not want to put my face right ne ...more.
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