Preventative Health … what exactly is it and why should you take an active interest? We’ll explain why through a series of short answers on the topic at hand, and even give you some edible suggestions as to how to implement this thought into your daily lifestyle.Kathleen Burke PhD, RN of the Ramapo College of New Jersey states that, “Preventative Health deals with actions that when t ...more.

The guy(s) who posted this video have a book called Experiments you can do at home but probably shouldn't. I am guessing that lighting your grill with liquid oxygen is probably in there somewhere.H/T: Geekologie ...more.

For just $499 this 185 lb. behemoth of a burger can be all yours. Consider it a down payment on that angioplasty you had planned. If you are ever in Southgate, Michigan be sure to stop by Mallie's Sports Grill and Bar and get yourself one.More burger data here. ...more.

I have said it before and I will say it again, slow-motion video is one of the greatest inventions known to man.H/T: Buzzfeed ...more.

Microwaves are good because they provide nourishment in the form of Hot Pockets to the sector of society that's completely given up on life. But this microwave has evil intentions. ...more.

A while back I did a post in which I said I wanted something called The Pizza Boss. It was a pizza cutter made up to look like a circular saw. Well, I can toss that Pizza Boss in the junk drawer now because some company named Frankie Flood has gone a step further. Check out these bad boys...Unfortunately they are all one-of-a-kind so you can't buy the ones you see above. However, if you are loaded ...more.

There is nothing interesting going on online today that I can write about. And you know what I blame? Shit like this f'ing stupid picture below....more.

Via My Apokalips comes this comic about the tangle webs that jelly beans weave....more.

Katy Perry is a long-time favorite here but this photo she posted on Twitter is, well, confusing....more.

I enjoyed this video of some dudes who, basically, go into a Red Lobster every year, act like douchebags in creative ways, then wait to see if they'll still get served. This year's version is an elaborate one.That's pretty crazy. You wouldn't think they'd be able to get away with such wackiness at a classy establishment like Red Lobster. Anywhere that has stuffed lobsters on the wall and pe ...more.

I like shrimp and have been known to enjoy committing genocide on dozens of them in the form of frozen shrimp cocktails. But if your kid is terrified of them, this might not be the best way to fix that problem (lower the sound volume before you play this unless you work in a place where screaming children is allowed and/or rewarded).It's easy to condemn this mother for torturing her child for ...more.

It's a crappy economy, so you have to admire Cheetos in thinking outside the box. But using a Cheetos flavored lip balm doesn't seem like the best idea in the world....more.

This is the Comfort Wipe, a new way to replace the archaic methods of using paper to remove feces from your hindquarters. See? Sounds silly when it's written out, doesn't it?I know this video is supposed to seem crazy and ridiculous, but I don't know man. We've been using toilet paper for so long that I think people fear change. But it really doesn't make sense how, when things get a littl ...more.

I'm a big fan of absurdist situations. Like when a woman accused me of fathering her child and I went, "BWA HA I'M THE MAGIC MAN" and threw sulfuric acid at her. It didn't come off as whimsical as it was in my head. Anyway here's a guy in a huge banana costume scaring people.I remember the first time I encountered a living banana. I stared into its cold, dead eyes. It had a smile, but it ...more.