9 bizarre green foods to try this St. Patrick’s Day
Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists
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By now we all know about green beer and Shamrock shakes. But what else other festive items can you ingest in between binge drinking during St. Patrick's Day? Here are 9 bizarre green foods to try this St. Patrick's Day. ...more.Quote of the Day
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New York City is doing a whole lot to keep people from eating what they want with recent calls for a NY state soda tax. That's pretty outrageous. Add this to the fire: A Brooklyn state assemblyman is looking to ban salt from restaurants. ...more.Fifth grader gets in trouble for pot-laced Fruity Pebbles at school
Posted by Chris Spags under humor, weird news
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A California-area fifth grader found himself in trouble for bringing a box of Fruity Pebbles into school. Unfortunately, the problem wasn't that he didn't bring enough for the whole class, but rather that the Fruity Pebbles were from his sister's purchase at a nearby medical marijuana shop. No wonder Barney wanted them so desperately. ...more.140-year-old hot dog found at Coney Island
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In the annals of archaeological finds, there have been all sorts of great things unearthed...dinosaur bones, human skeletons, and now a 140-year-old hot dog encased in a block of ice underneath the ground where the original Coney Island hot dog stand was created. All hail our new King of Hot Dogs. ...more.14 horribly unappetizing vintage food ideas
Posted by Jeff Wysaski under humor, lists, pictures
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Have you ever considered making a birthday cake out of mayonnaise? How about serving prunes at a birthday party or giving your kids stuffed hearts to keep them healthy and happy?No. Of course you haven't. Because these ideas are stupid and, quite frankly, disgusting. Despite this incredibly obvious fact, various food manufacturers over the years have attempted to market a number of terri ...more.Puppets have an important lesson for you about healthy eating
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Okay, this video is literally just a viral video for some food place in NYC that I've never been to and that isn't paying me to play this. But man, if you're going to do a viral video for your health food store, you've got to do it like this. Faux muppets, profanity...I can't see how this company isn't making a billion dollars already. ...more.Woman punches McDonald’s employee over lack of McNuggets
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Is there something in McNuggets that makes stupid people go crazy when they can't get them? Between a pimp paying his hoes in McNuggets and a woman calling 911 after not being able to get her McNuggets, there has to be a correlation between McNuggets and stupidity. For example: A woman attacking McDonald's employees after not getting her McNugget fix. ...more.Quote of the Day
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Carl's Jr and Burger King have been employing some eye candy for their ads for years now, but it's recently coming under fire since Kim Kardashian has begun appearing on Web cam (what?) for Carl's Jr. and Burger King's UK ads have a British woman in a bikini in a shower hawking their foods. So what's up with the burgers and the sex? Finally, some answers. ...more.10 futuristic inventions you can actually own
Posted by Joseph Federico under gadgets, lifestyle, lists
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In the 1950s, there were promises of flying cars, cleaning robots and self-serving oven appliances … kind of like in The Jetsons. Those times may be over but golly gee, in this day and age we’re just steps away from the future’s doorstep! Here, we’ve compiled a list of innovations that’ll not only knock your socks off, but could send George Jetson to the outer limits of the Milky Way ...more.Preventative health for normal guys
Posted by Joseph Federico under advice, lifestyle
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Preventative Health … what exactly is it and why should you take an active interest? We’ll explain why through a series of short answers on the topic at hand, and even give you some edible suggestions as to how to implement this thought into your daily lifestyle.Kathleen Burke PhD, RN of the Ramapo College of New Jersey states that, “Preventative Health deals with actions that when t ...more.Lighting a grill with liquid oxygen seems wise
The guy(s) who posted this video have a book called Experiments you can do at home but probably shouldn't. I am guessing that lighting your grill with liquid oxygen is probably in there somewhere.H/T: Geekologie ...more.The biggest hamburger evar
For just $499 this 185 lb. behemoth of a burger can be all yours. Consider it a down payment on that angioplasty you had planned. If you are ever in Southgate, Michigan be sure to stop by Mallie's Sports Grill and Bar and get yourself one.More burger data here. ...more.Food fight in slow-motion
I have said it before and I will say it again, slow-motion video is one of the greatest inventions known to man.H/T: Buzzfeed ...more.The most evil microwave you've ever seen
Posted by Chris Spags under pictures
1 CommentsMicrowaves are good because they provide nourishment in the form of Hot Pockets to the sector of society that's completely given up on life. But this microwave has evil intentions. ...more.I Want: A Frankie Flood pizza cutter
A while back I did a post in which I said I wanted something called The Pizza Boss. It was a pizza cutter made up to look like a circular saw. Well, I can toss that Pizza Boss in the junk drawer now because some company named Frankie Flood has gone a step further. Check out these bad boys...Unfortunately they are all one-of-a-kind so you can't buy the ones you see above. However, if you are loaded ...more.I hate this joke. So much.
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0 CommentsThere is nothing interesting going on online today that I can write about. And you know what I blame? Shit like this f'ing stupid picture below....more.Jelly bean drama
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0 CommentsVia My Apokalips comes this comic about the tangle webs that jelly beans weave....more.






