Fox News is a joke of a news outlet, which is fine, because they have hot chicks like Ainsley Earnhardt. But she didn't expect to get hit on by some dude who she's interviewing.Here's a Pro Tip: When attempting to flirt with a chick, especially on national TV, don't reveal to her that you've "been reading up on her." Yes, girls love when you listen to their endless prattling, but at the same ...more.

In what might be the most salacious comments to ever come on Fox News, host Brian Kilmeade said something comparing Poland to America and...well, see for yourself.Do you realize how completely fed up you have to be for Fox News to be like, "Whoaaaaaa there tiger, let's slow down"? You pretty much have to do the verbal equivalent of heart-punching a baby. Even then, you could probably say the ...more.

The wheels really come off this Fox Business Network newscast extremely quickly. It's such a beautiful clusterf that you have to watch.It's easy to go, "LOL OF COURSE FOX WOULD DO THIS," but that's not really the case. This is the problem with having a network that you have to program for 24 hours a day. There are so many wheels in motion and so many things to coordinate at once that it's b ...more.

There's been a shooting in Binghamton after some dude entered a building with a rifle and picked people off. Sad story. But the listeners of Howard Stern's show are there to be douchebags and prank call poor innocent Fox News just like the old days.I don't really care so much about mocking a tragic situation or how Fox News looks like assholes here. I'm not much of a Howard Stern guy, more ...more.

I'm a big fan of clever analogies. But this one that aired on Fox News the other day is a bit extreme. Awesome, but extreme.That's a ballsy freaking analogy. I mean, I think we all know what it's like to get raped by a guy in an Uncle Sam costume. But when you pass at a fourth of July picnic, there are some expectations that you concede. Even if it is all family members. I was asking for ...more.

Stephen Colbert completely skewered Fox and Friends for its story on beer pong leading to disease according to a report by the Center for Disease Control (that was completely made up). The extremely informative report by Fox News is below.Researching is overrated though. Like, who cares if a report is real or not? It's way easier and way more fun to just make shit up and present it as fact. ...more.

Like most media sites, Fox News likes to ask readers questions to get them involved. But their most recent one leaves a little something to be desired (spoiler: The answer is "Probably not").President Obama has signed an executive order to close the U.S. prison at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base. Pennsylvania Rep. Jack Murtha (D) has already said he would be willing to house prisoners from Guanta ...more.

Not to get all "OH FOX NEWS IS SO MESSED UP MAAAAAN, I'M A LIBERAL AND I HAAAAATE IT" but this is a well-crafted and poignant look at how Fox News should be presented.In related news, I now also find myself paternalistic to minorities, hate rich people for their successes, and like complaining about things endlessly but not really doing anything. Also I want to gay marry someone. That might ...more.

Here I was, thinking the N-word was dead and buried. But I was wrong because, somehow, Jesse Jackson was able to unearth it and utilize it when discussing Barack Obama in a controversial off-air recording with Fox News.The Rev. Jesse Jackson used the N-word during a break in a TV interview where he criticized presidential candidate Barack Obama, Fox News confirmed Wednesday.The longtime civ ...more.

This is seriously a tour de force of cuntery. Laura Ingraham, popular radio talk host and host of the recently-canceled Fox News show "Just In," doesn't seem to be good at hiring a staff or being a news host/human being.It's a long video but it's worth it. She should win the Emmy for Biggest Cunt and Host Most Likely to Have Gotten at Least Seven Bodily Fluids Put into Her Coffee. Can you n ...more.