There is literally not a single thing you can't find somewhere on Craigslist. For further proof, take a look at this New Jersey Craigslist ad in which you, Joe Normal, can hire a "Real Thug" to educate your kids. ...more.

I don't believe I've ever been to a circus due to my crippling fear of clowns and my embarrassing childhood predisposition to jumping through hoops that made people think I was raised by trained seals (False; my mother merely was impregnated by one). Anyway, given that, I can't confirm nor deny the magic and wonder (and creepiness) going on at the Big Apple Circus. ...more.

Sometimes you've just got to be in awe of the dedication and creativeness of people on the Internet (for example, I once made a sandwich with not just jelly, but also peanut butter. Please pick up your jaw). Take a look at this, via SatinMovie.com, a full receipt of costs from the events of The Hangover. ...more.

What happens when you find your son dabbling in material meant for adults, like the female form? You go, "Oh you cad" and slap him on the back and let him go on his merry way. But what about if he's watching gentlemen enjoying each other's company in creative ways? Well, you have to vigorously punish him, if you're to believe this dad on Craigslist. ...more.

I'm not going to sit here and pretend I know everything about comic books. But I do know a lot about protruding boners at inappropriate times, and it seems like the Scarlet Spider is indeed seconds away from shooting web at the prospect of seeing Lady Deadpool in this photo. ...more.

I'm all for hiring people with very specific talents. But this strip club seeking talent for its adult entertainment establishment might be approaching things the wrong way. ...more.

You may consider it a social faux pas to announce to the world that you have little bugs infesting your genitals. But welcome to Web 2.0, like this girl who took to Facebook to announce her little crabs. ...more.

This is a picture from Failblog, but I think that the application of "fail" here seems completely offbase. This photo seems like it's full of nothing but win, especially for this girl's first gentlemanly suitor. ...more.

A "heterosexual" guy is looking to present a "challenge" to an adventurous "gay 'man'" (love you, unnecessary quotation marks). Who will be man enough to go to Craigslist to take the Homophobic Man Challenge? ...more.

Sports Illustrated provides some fun little features; one of which is The Pop Culture Grid, which asks athletes some totally benign questions, such as "What is your favorite author?" And Giants WR Steve Smith answered, um, interestingly. ...more.

Has anybody seen my Weina?  Anybody?This picture alone should keep him out of the Heisman raceThat cop thinks they are way too close to each other"Sacked from behind"USC TE Blake Ayles tells us how he feels about Notre DameDo you think he's singing the Baywatch theme music?Trust me, he thought there was ice cream in there at first...more.

Beauty pageants are so trite; Oh look, beautiful yet somewhat developmentally disabled women fighting for roses and some pederast singing to them. Thankfully, Belgium is spicing it up with their new pageant, Miss Homeless Belgium. ...more.

Meet Matthias Schlitte, a German arm-wrestling champ. When you take a gander at him, you can see the looks of a champion. Or someone who spends a lot of time at home alone on a Saturday night. ...more.

People hook up at bars...it's basically what bars are for unless you're an alcoholic. But one Scottish bar is not only turning a blind eye to it, but bringing a bit of quiet dignity to getting reamed in a ladies' bathroom stall. ...more.