It seems like one of the popular things to do these days is splice together clips of Food Network whores doing stuff to make it sexual. Skip to like :33 for the good stuff.Sandra Lee might not be hot by Internet model standards, but I'd definitely blow a load in her casserole (that's not a euphemism, I'd f her and then beat off into whatever food dish was nearby). Ditto for most of the chick ...more.

I watch the television show LOST. In my mind, that means I know everything there is to know about living on an Island in the South Pacific; and yes, that includes reincarnation, dealing with the Smoke Monster and those velociraptors that almost outsmarted those moron kids in the documentary Jurassic Park. Safe to say that I could survive by myself, but I thought about a perfect scenario for this ...more.