This is a picture from Failblog, but I think that the application of "fail" here seems completely offbase. This photo seems like it's full of nothing but win, especially for this girl's first gentlemanly suitor. ...more.

The new viral meme-ish site My Drunk Pix from Last Night has a terrible spelling of "pics" but is pretty entertaining and features some great (and occasionally borderline fappable) photos. The following photo is among the awesomeness you can find and a great moment in photography for cupcake propagandists. ...more.

As my high school career counselor once taught me, if you can't teach kids, might as well get plowed by random strangers for money. Such is the lesson former teacher Tiffany Shepherd, now known as Leah Lust in the professional penis-pleasuring industry, is providing for us all after she got fired from her Florida high school due to saucy bikini photos . ...more.

Sex with someone for the first time can be fairly intimidating. Fortunately, the completely unironic people at Howcast are here to help you get over the hump. Check out their video entitled How to Relax During Sex with Someone New, after the jump. ...more.

Maggie Grace is a pretty hot chick and Taken, with Liam Neeson, was a pretty good movie. But one overly distracting thing in the movie was the way Maggie Grace ran in the film. To compare her running style to a retarded person is probably extremely insulting to the disabled. Check out all the clips of her running in one convenient video after the jump. ...more.

I haven't seen this video anywhere though it appears to be a couple weeks old. Someone from The Site of Internet Heroes 4chan asked Megan Fox about making a sex tape with him in a relatively hilarious way during a Comic-Con panel. You can see his courageous question after the jump. ...more.

Japanese game shows are completely lacking in any sort of pretense. They're like Benny Hill episodes, only with a high likelihood of someone getting maimed. Take, for example, the Japanese game show "Get the Girl Naked." NSFWish video lies ahead. ...more.

Some bikini models got into a serious catfight on some foreign show. This may have happened years ago, but I'm pretty sure that bikinis and/or girls fighting in the aforementioned bikinis never really becomes less-than-timely. ...more.

Britney Spears is promoting a show at the Garden in NYC so she appeared on last night's Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to read the top 10 list. But the show isn't only for New Yorkers, so that doesn't totally make sense. But she does look hot. So I can assume she's only there to promote the fact that yes, you can now beat it to her once again without it being ironic. ...more.

A gentleman found himself on the receiving end of a sexy dance at an Italian strip club. Unfortunately, he must have gotten too excited because he ended up dying when the girl removed her clothes. Or passing out, whatever. Either way, awk-warrrrrd (NSFWish video after the jump). ...more.

One of these things is not like the others...one of these things is not like the others... ...more.

Fox News is a joke of a news outlet, which is fine, because they have hot chicks like Ainsley Earnhardt. But she didn't expect to get hit on by some dude who she's interviewing.Here's a Pro Tip: When attempting to flirt with a chick, especially on national TV, don't reveal to her that you've "been reading up on her." Yes, girls love when you listen to their endless prattling, but at the same ...more.

It seems like one of the popular things to do these days is splice together clips of Food Network whores doing stuff to make it sexual. Skip to like :33 for the good stuff.Sandra Lee might not be hot by Internet model standards, but I'd definitely blow a load in her casserole (that's not a euphemism, I'd f her and then beat off into whatever food dish was nearby). Ditto for most of the chick ...more.

I don't trust babies; every time I meet one and introduce myself, they rarely seem to remember me the second time I run into them. Here's further reason why...watch this baby attempt to pull down this chick's halter top time and time again (might be NSFW at a couple parts).Now sure, I'm interested in seeing the fruits of this baby's labor...what kind of man would I be if I didn't want to see ...more.