Man accused of assaulting police officer with his penis
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Assaulting a police officer is not okay under any circumstance. But, if nothing else, you have to salute the bravery of this Scottish man who was accused of drunkenly attempting to hit a female officer on the head with his penis. Assault with a deadly weapon, indeed. ...more.Woman deliberately trying to become World’s Fattest Woman
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Typically when you hear stories about the gastropods occupying the throne as World's Fattest Man or Woman, it's about how their lives spiraled out of control but they desperately want to get back to normal (see World's Fattest Man Manuel Uribe for more). But one New Jersey woman is intentionally trying to seize the crown. Prepare to be horrified. ...more.Quote of the Day
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New York City is doing a whole lot to keep people from eating what they want with recent calls for a NY state soda tax. That's pretty outrageous. Add this to the fire: A Brooklyn state assemblyman is looking to ban salt from restaurants. ...more.Man breaks into church to watch porn
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If you were to make a thermometer designed to measure the level of sacrilege being committed at any given time, I'd say A) You should probably set your invention goals higher and B) To calibrate the most sacrilegious thing possible, take a look at this man in Iowa why broke into a church to use the equipment inside to watch porn. ...more.Man buys crack with Monopoly money
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Drug dealing is a sordid business with all sorts of unsavory characters. So it should come as no surprise that when you attempt to pull one over on one of them, they might be looking for retribution. For evidence, take a look at this case in Kansas in which a man bought hundreds of dollars worth of crack with Monopoly money and, weeks later, police found him driving with a bloodied face. ...more.Quote of the Day
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Everyone's had some sort of situation with the library in the past involving an overdue or lost book. Fortunately, you don't live in Littleton, Colorado where one teenager found himself arrested and held in jail due to forgetting to return a DVD from his local library. No notifications, no nothing, just jail for not answering a warrant. Good times. ...more.Video: Cop punching a handcuffed man in back of police car
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Police regularly get accused of overstepping their bounds but it's hard to fault them given the pressure they're under to not only keep people safe, but also protect their own lives. But then you see a video like this one of a police officer punching a handcuffed man in the back of the police cruiser and it may be a bit difficult to take the cop's side. ...more.Anti-gay senator arrested for DUI outside gay club
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Confirming the jokes of a million people across the Internet, well-known anti-gay legislator and California state senator Roy Ashburn, a Republican, was arrested for driving. The juicy part? He was allegedly exiting a gay nightclub. Probably just giving them a stern talking to! Or handies! Maybe both! ...more.Man attempts to buy truck with forged check 4th time in a year
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In a crappy economy, it's the norm to see people taking really dumb criminal risks in an attempt to make money. But none pack quite the punch of stupid of one Alaska man who tried to buy a pickup truck with a forged check for the fourth time in one year. ...more.Christian group demanding killer whale be stoned to death
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Sea World is attempting to move on after one of its whales, Tillikum, killed his trainer last week. One Christian group, the American Family Association, is not quite as ready to move forward and is demanding retribution..in the form of stoning Tillikum to death. ...more.Quote of the Day
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Stealing a work truck to steal an ATM? Sounds like the perfect crime right? Turns out, it was. Two men stole a Sherman Williams truck to steal an ATM in Orlando. They've yet to be found. ...more.Fifth grader gets in trouble for pot-laced Fruity Pebbles at school
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A California-area fifth grader found himself in trouble for bringing a box of Fruity Pebbles into school. Unfortunately, the problem wasn't that he didn't bring enough for the whole class, but rather that the Fruity Pebbles were from his sister's purchase at a nearby medical marijuana shop. No wonder Barney wanted them so desperately. ...more.Quote of the Day
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911 tapes were released today chronicling an incident in Seattle in which a man was attempting to rob a home and found himself stuck in the house's chimney. Amazingly, in spite of dealing with a criminal mastermind, the homeowners called 911 calmly to get the man help. It was entertaining. ...more.Man eats winning lottery ticket after learning he won during flight
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A man was flying with Ryanair when he discovered he won €10,000 as part of one of the company's promotions. After learning that he couldn't get the money at that moment, he became frustrated and reacted logically, leading him to eat his winning ticket rendering the ticket ineligible and, presumably, stinky. ...more.College boys in Speedos and panty hose, with sex toys, invade K-Mart
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When you're in college, sometimes you need to blow off some steam from all the rigorous getting stoned and attempting to diddle a girl whose wardrobe consists entirely of sweatshirts with Greek letters on them. So when seven college kids went to Panama City for some fun, wackiness was expected. But perhaps not quite all of them dressing in lipstick, Speedos, panty hose, and wielding a double-don ...more.Man pulls hostage prank with granddaughter
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One of the most important relationships you can have in your life is the one with your grandparents. They can teach you all sorts of important things, like how to be an upstanding person and how to raise a family. Or, if they're like this Miami family, they can teach a grandchild how to pretend she's holding someone hostage as a joke and end up getting her grandfather arrested. ...more.Elderly man makes fake pills, offers them for sex
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Modern society is a bit ageist, assuming that the elderly are helpless or somehow a hindrance to the rest of us. Well, in your face conventions since this old man in Florida was making fake Percocets and trying to trade them for sex. ...more.
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