In the annals of crazy women, you'd find probably every woman ever because they're all insane in some way. BUT! you'd probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. ...more.

Shaolin monks supposedly endure a training technique which involves pummeling themselves to strengthen their bodies (it also supposedly revives dead fat cells, which makes it easier to stay fit). Monks live to be like 1000 years old and could still probably kick your ass, so I don't want to question them too much. But when you're a gawky kid doing the same thing, well, it just looks silly. ...more.

What if I were to tell you that a mere fourteen years ago, a dance crew of pre-pubescent boys emulated the popular male erotic dancers from Chippendales and not only did no one stop them, but they also became somewhat famous? You'd probably say I'm stoned. And you'd be right. But that doesn't mean that this didn't happen. Meet The Chippendiddys. ...more.

This is probably more sad than funny, but still. A Minnesota man got tasered by the police for resisting arrest. The only problem is that he wasn't "resisting arrest" as much as he was "patiently resting his hands on the hood of the cop car, politely awaiting the police officer's return." I could see how you'd get those two things confused. ...more.

Did you know that there were still Blockbuster stores and, not only that, but that they have people working in them? Oh the crazy things you learn on the Internet. Anyway some 29 year-old guy in Colorado was very intelligent, as evidenced in his employment at Blockbuster, and stabbed himself just to get out of work. ...more.

Sexual harassment happens more than you'd think based upon the prominence of women on society. But usually, it's not quite as brazen as what allegedly happened at the hands and mouth of Christopher Mendoza, a manager at Ruby Tuesday in Pennsylvania. ...more.

Plastic surgeons have a bit of a God complex, but never has it been so present as in this one case from England. A British plastic surgeon took his new wife (whom he married for her "potential") then cut her up left and right for five years, with her approval, to make her into his ideal woman. Yeah. ...more.

You may consider it a social faux pas to announce to the world that you have little bugs infesting your genitals. But welcome to Web 2.0, like this girl who took to Facebook to announce her little crabs. ...more.

Want to win some crap in a contest AND have some fun with a dead guy (without all that messy embalming fluid)? Well have we found the contest for you. Billy Mays's son, Billy Mays III, is offering up some old Billy Mays products, a Pitchmen Season 1 DVD, and some stickers (contain yourselves) for the best Billy Mays costume this Halloween! ...more.

A "heterosexual" guy is looking to present a "challenge" to an adventurous "gay 'man'" (love you, unnecessary quotation marks). Who will be man enough to go to Craigslist to take the Homophobic Man Challenge? ...more.

An Ohio woman faked winning the lottery for some reason that's unclear but probably rhymes with "being a seatard," announced that she would buy $500 worth of stuff for everyone in the store. ...more.

Beauty pageants are so trite; Oh look, beautiful yet somewhat developmentally disabled women fighting for roses and some pederast singing to them. Thankfully, Belgium is spicing it up with their new pageant, Miss Homeless Belgium. ...more.

A woman was arrested for "poking" someone on Facebook. You might think that she deserved to be arrested for using that feature, but it was actually because it was a violation of an order of protection. But still, poking sucks. ...more.

Crackheads often get mocked for their twitching and addiction to a dangerous drug, occasionally by holding a crack rock on a fishing line just out of their reach when I'm bored. But you have to admire their passion and ingenuity when it comes to this, a cocaine hiding/weight device masked as an iPhone. ...more.