Um, today is your lucky day. And by you, I mean, female perverts and voyeur enthusiasts everywhere. There are strong indications that Greg Oden sent a woman naked pics of himself and of his uh, dong.

In this case, strong indications=picture evidence.

Here is the link if you so choose but please do so at your own risk.

Don’t come back here and say “Hey Isaac, why the F$%# did you show me a picture of a dude’s dong”. I’ll simply retort with “Hey a$$hole, you searched for “Greg Oden’s penis” on google, what did you expect?”

(If you’re offended by the above picture, I don’t blame you. Here are some Victoria Secret models as a peace offering)

That was the headline I saw this morning. I thought it was a joke but apparently Greg Oden can’t walk from here to there without breaking a foot…

A Trail Blazers spokesman said Oden suffered a mid-foot sprain. X-rays were inconclusive. He will return to Portland for an MRI on Wednesday.

What’s the over/under on the number of seasons Greg Oden actually plays before he’s in a wheelchair.

At this rate, he’ll be lucky to see the 2010 NBA season.