With the economy continuing to spiral so out of control that we can't even afford to stop selling our bodies for drugs as seen in a report that I tell myself in the mirror every morning, where can we turn to for answers? Obviously, infomercials. For example, check out the financial savings tips from this infomercial for the "Original Smart Mop." ...more.

For years I've felt like my "solo time" has lacked a degree of whimsy. But thanks to the good people at Kanojo Toys, I can now get all the satisfaction of having sex with an egg without any of the ruining of omelets. ...more.

I saw this on WWTDD yesterday and then was thinking, man, I've really stopped posting hot chicks. And who's universally respected as one of the main sexual icons? Madonna. Meow meow sexy lady....more.

I'm all for whatever gets people going in the bedroom, particularly when you're a parent and the sight of your wife's might be like seeing an exploding roast beef sandwich. But calling each other "Mommy" and "Daddy" in bed? Pass....more.

It's a crappy economy, so you have to admire Cheetos in thinking outside the box. But using a Cheetos flavored lip balm doesn't seem like the best idea in the world....more.

Some guy in Florida has a complete craphole of a house due to various misfortunes (Hurricane Wilma, his mortgage company screwing him on an insurance check) and the people in the town are not pleased. I liked his explanation for why he doesn't mind his squalor. You can see photos of the house here.At first glance, you might assume the house has been abandoned, just another foreclosure victim. ...more.

Sweden is a land of candy and hot chocolate and sexy blonde women. So what could ruin that perception? Condoms in the french fries, most likely....more.

In my ongoing quest to get the the bottom of the swine flu, I came across this...oh. That's a human. Well then. This..human, really?...human mother is feeding her 6 month old triples McDonald's....more.

People working in fast food restaurants are pretty much the scourge of the Earth, regardless of what those McDonald's training videos tell you. For further proof, take a look at this lovely video of Domino's employees making Domino's new HOT BAKED SANDWICHES![media id=15]Domino's is an occasional advertiser on this site but, as a respectable journalist, I have to present the news to you in a ...more.

When I see a man eating his own nostril deliciousness I usually think, "Wow, what a classy guy doing classy things." This clip of a gentleman eating his boogers while in traffic after a New York Yankees game is really something to behold.[media id=4]I've never eaten my own snot so I can't really say I relate. I don't get the appeal of eating something that just came out of my body without be ...more.