Now I know that the folks over at Esquire named Halle Berry as their sexiest woman in the world a while back, and while that may have been true five or ten years ago, she still has days where she can bring it with the best of them. Like on this particular day at the screening of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Los Angeles. One word: damn.More Halle Berry good stuff here and here......and some NSFW Hal ...more.

Why do I say that Halle Berry does not age? Check out these snaps for her new perfume... Wait, what? Halle Berry has a perfume? Does it smell like her? If so, put me down for a dozen bottles.Is there a sexier 42 year-old on the planet? No, really, is there? Because if there is I want to see her. Tell me now.More Halle Berry goodness here and here. ...more.

So Halle Berry was at the NAACP Image Awards the other day and managed to go through three different outfits that all accentuated that wonderful set of cans she possesses.I don't know about the Image Awards and all since I am not a minority of any kind, but Halle Berry topless in the movie Swordfish is one image my mind will never forget.More Halle Berry good stuff here and here.And some NSFW Hall ...more.

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn't have been more pleased with your taste. Let's try no ...more.

I'd like to give some sort of tribute to Halle Berry and her boobs. For some reason I dont think that's what the annual Women in Hollywood Tribute event is all about... BUT IT SHOULD BE... ...more.

Just like Posh Spice before her, Esquire's fabricated hottest woman of the year Halle Berry is just a woman of the people, doing a little shopping at Target.See this is why Jamie Lynn Spears and her brood are considered white trash. Wal-Mart?! C'mon...A whole mess more of hot Halle Berry pics here. ...more.

Honestly because these pics have been everywhere and because there is NO WAY Halle Berry is the hottest woman walking, I was hesitant to post these pics. But you asked and I will submit that these pics are pretty damn hot regardless of the fake reason that they were taken.Sorry, Halle, but you lost the real contest. Still quite the MILF though! Now get back to learning about mental disorders...A b ...more.

Halle Berry is sexiest woman alive? {Epic Carnival}The NFL All F-U-Up Defensive Team {The Legend of Cecilio Guante}OJ was going to have an acquital party {With Leather}Grading the new Idaho Cheerleader Uniforms {Busted Coverage}Sick of Kurt Warner? Yea, so is everybody else {The Money Shot} ...more.

From A-listers like Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry to uh, negative Q listers like Jennie Garth and Katherine McPhee (below), every vagina in Hollywood came out for Elle's 15th Tribute to Women in Hollywood last night....more.

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We can officially declare the Halle Berry has lost all of her baby-fatness and has returned to the goddess that we fell in lust with in Swordfish.Suck it, David Justice... ...more.

Halle Berry still has big hot tits and she still takes them out for walks and I still have no idea what she is doing or what she has been doing, but I do know that I would play her like a guitar if I could, which may not be saying much considering I have no idea how to play the guitar and when I awkwardly poke and flick at my friend's guitar making disgusting sounds... ANNND, CLICK! ...more.

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Prior to becoming pregnant, and creating the best set of mom boobs mine eyes have seen, Halle Berry did a photo shoot for Esquire. Somehow these photos were deemed not good enough for that issue. Uh... what?Note to self: Apply for a job at Esquire. ...more.