A Chinese woman got robbed recently, then got out of the doctors. She felt pain. Apparently Chinese doctoring leaves something to be desired since, when she went back to the hospital, they found a six-inch knife in her ass. ...more.

I try not to get into politics too often here because, well, who cares. But this video of Massachusetts Representative Barney Frank tearing into a woman who said President Obama is like Hitler due to his health care plan is pretty awesome and funny. ...more.

Via Overcompensating comes perhaps the most poignant comic about the universal health care debate you could possibly read. Which is like competing for the crown of best surgeon with Parkinson's, but still. ...more.

There's now scientific evidence behind the causes of the swine flu, with the revelation that the illness is caused by masturbation and homosexuality. Assuming you can trust the doctors in Kuala Lumpur. ...more.

Barney didn't really hit big until right after I was too old to appreciate it. That's pretty unfortunate, since apparently I missed out on lessons like this one, on how to brush your teeth.Now I know what you're all thinking since many people would have their mind go to the dirtiest possible place, but that's totally not what it is. I mean, maybe this kid is just really into brushing his tee ...more.

Via PartiallyClips comes this look at the needlessness of exploratory surgery....more.

It's safe to assume we've all masturbate to an exercise video or show at some point, right? I think the only one I have was Kiana Tom's old show on ESPN2 back in my early jackin' days. Well here's one you probably can't get off to because it's alarmingly unsexy...jazzercise!There has never been a moment where I have found someone calling me a hot dog to be arousing. Except when I used to go ...more.

I think we all know that massaging a horse isn't going to lead to anything good and here's proof: A certified massage therapist who massages horses on the side is going to have to stop doing it or risk losing her human-rubbing credentials.A certified massage therapist may soon get to resume her side business of massaging horses after a judge on Tuesday urged a state board to rescind its order th ...more.

The swine flu is a huge deal (by the way, for more EXCLUSIVE clever swine flu jokes, check out my Twitter) and may be discussed for a while. So the Jews are preparing for the possibility that they're going to have to often discuss "their forbidden animal." And blaming the Mexicans in the process!It may be called swine flu around the world, but a senior Israeli official on Monday changed the te ...more.

This case, involving a boy who lost his penis due to being improperly circumcised, is further proof why you should only leave your circumcisions in the hand of a trained Jewish man with a creepy beard. Also, only $1.8 million for a missing penis? Seems a bit low to me.A Fulton County jury has awarded $1.8 million in damages to a boy whose penis was severed in a botched circumcision.The state ...more.

From Picturesforsadchildren comes this comic that taught me an important lesson about lupus....more.

Via Idiot Comics comes this comic that teaches us the importance and/or annoyance of Daylight Savings Time....more.

PSAs are pretty difficult to make. You want them to be memorable but not to deviate too far from the message. This PSA with "pancreatic cancer" having a menacing monologue in the back of a dude's car might not quite hit the right notes.I think the intention of this clip is to get me to hate pancreatic cancer but, in reality, I really like pancreatic cancer a lot. He's a masterful villain an ...more.

In a story that tows the line between awesome and completely unbelievable, Ben Affleck went gambling with a terminally ill 21 year-old as a reward for making it to 21. Because that was the kid's dream. Gambling/partying with Ben Affleck....more.