No matter how much I try to ignore Heidi Montag (because I pretty much hate her) she has the one thing that keeps drawing me back (okay, four things - take a guess what they are). ...more.

1986... The first PC virus, Brain, starts to spread. Roger Clemens strikes out 20 batters in a nine-inning game. Len Bias dies from a cocaine overdose less than 48 hours after being selected 2nd overall in the NBA Draft. And these beautiful women were born... And as I stated before, this was such a good year for women that we had to break this into two parts. So much to love! ...more.

For more Heidi Montag, click here. ...more.

Okay, so Heidi Montag did Playboy. Big fcuking deal. She showed no nip, no bush, nothing. It's all one big freaking FAIL. Just like her. Now go the hell away. I only post these photos so you all can see them and see what a loser she is. She can't even pose naked right. ...more.

For more Heidi Montag, click here. ...more.

15 years ago today, the Bronco chase was on...Interrupted the NBA finals and everything. It was one of those "Do you remember where you were at moments"Thankfully, the Bronco chase also gave us some humor, like the infamous Baba Booey call to Peter JenningsHilariousThe 10 Biggest Celebrity Douchebags (Manofest)The Baba Booey call to ABC News (HHR)Kevin McHale is stepping down according to Kevin L ...more.

Heidi Montag doing things in a bikini with the sound on mute is the way she should always be seen... Enjoy! ...more.

Let me preface this by saying that I have a great dislike for Heidi Montag. Not as much as I despise her 'husband' Spencer, but still a large amount of distaste. Would I hit it? Of course. Would I ever call her or speak to her again. Oh, hell no. The only way this waste of good oxygen should be seen or heard from is in pictures like these. That out of the way, here's Heidi in a bikini because she ...more.

For more Heidi Montag, click here. ...more.

As much as I completely and utterly despise Heidi Montag and her dopey "husband" I am forced by the laws of my almighty sexiness to post these pictures of Heidi in a bikini on her "honeymoon" in Mexico.She is not going to go away, people. At least not for a awhile. When you see her tits in the pages of Playboy, then you'll know it finally over for her. C'mon, Hef... we need your help... do us righ ...more.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in Mexico where they got fake married and I'm posting it because she's in a bikini and I <3 Heidi Montag's big fake breasts....more.

In case you missed it or forgot, yesterday was Halloween. That means that various celebs and sluts and celeb sluts were out and about in skimpy costumes. I compiled a few pics of them so you could see just how lame the Halloween party you attended really was by comparison...We've got KimK Superstar, Mariah Carey, Heidi Montag, Traci Bingham, Aubrey O'Day, Audrina Patridge and April Scott. Scott be ...more.

Heidi Montag may be a media whore that annoys the hell out of people (saying nothing of her douchebag boyfriend), but as long as she has that rockin' bikini body, you are not going to be ridding yourself of her anytime in the near future. Hey, look, thong!!As much as I hate her, the chance to use the 'thong' label was just too much for me to overcome. I hope you'll forgive me. ...more.

Saturday night in Santa Monica there was some shit called the 4th Annual Pink Party, They held it in a hangar at the Santa Monica Airport. Chicks like Our Sexiest Woman of 2008 Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner, Vanessa Minnillo, Brooke Burke, Heidi Montag, Marcia Cross, Kelly Rutherford and Natasha Henstridge were in attendance. If I knew all I needed to do to get hot pieces of ass to come a party ...more.