Our favorite famous for doing nothing other than being hot girl, Holly Madison, spent some time at something called O’Sheas Casino’s four-day block party to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day on the Las Vegas Strip. (Note to self: Spend St. Patty’s Day/Week in Vegas next year.) Now that’s one leprechaun I’d like to find at the end of a rainbow right there folks. Oh, and Holly looks good too. (Also note to self: Drink less green beer next year. Blerrgh…)

Holly Madison held a Super Bowl party at Lavo night club Saturday night called the Holly bowl. Naming a party after yourself isn’t really unique, in fact its kind of egocentric. But alas, I’m not sure anybody really cares if she looks like that.

Donned in a Peyton Manning jersey, Holly obviously had a strong rooting interest in the game. Can’t say I’m shocked that a chick who probably knows nothing about sports and who’s famous for showing her boobies to everyone is a front runner.

Unfortunately for Madison, her Colts choked big time. Some of the blame actually goes to her co-star on “Girls Next Door”, Kendra Wilkinson and her husband Hank Baskett. It was Baskett who allowed that onside kick to bounce off his helmet to give the Saints momentum to start the second half.

Woops!

Colts fans, feel free to use these three boneheads as your celebrity scapegoats. In the meantime, I’ll enjoy these pics of Madison.

Every year recently before the Super Bowl there’s some party called The Leather & Laces Party or something like that. And this year they pulled all the stops and had Holly Madison, Kim Kardashian and Roselyn Sanchez as hosts. Yeah, big names, folks… Anyhoo, it was a party with hot babes so I share. Also in attendance at this shindgig were hot retreads Carmen Electra, Catherine Bell (who must be a giant), Jenny McCarthy, and Adrienne Bailon. I guess you do worse. A lot worse… these babes brought their A-games showing they still have a little left in the tank.

Amazingly, Dancing With the Stars just concluded its 9th season on ABC (won by some sexy lady named Donny Osmond).  Since 2005, fans have seen over 100 competitors put on their dancing shoes and attempt moves they’ve never done before.  And while some have failed miserably, others have been pleasant surprises.  But more importantly, we’ve been treated to some extremely lovely ladies who may make the show bearable. Barely.

So without further adieu, here are the 15 Hottest Dancing With the Stars competitors.

Stacy Keibler
Season 2, Finished 3rd
Former WWE Diva

With her long legs (she’s 6′1) and coordination from years of training as a pro wrestler, Stacy made a big showing.

Brooke Burke
Season 7, Finished 1st
Model, TV Host

Her being able to win was even more impressive when you consider she has to be carrying about 25% of her body weight up top. Like a sexy Pez dispenser.

Kim Kardashian
Season 7, Finished 11th
Reality TV Star

Kim Kardashian showed all the grace and coordination of her New Orleans Saints RB boyfriend Reggie Bush falling down after 2 yards due to a light tickle from a defensive back.

Holly Madison
Season 8, Finished 11th
Playboy Model

One would think that a half-decade of carrying around corpse-in-training Hugh Hefner like the Bernie Lomax he is would have prepared Holly for the physical strain of dancing.

Kelly Monaco
Season 1, Finished 1st
Model

The former Playboy Playmate of the Month proved that just because you showed your cooch for money doesn’t mean you can’t samba, proving Albert Einstein’s decades-old hypothesis incorrect.

Toni Braxton
Season 7, Finished 8th
Singer

One would think that being a professional singer and spending so much time around music would make you dance less like an injured gazelle. One would be wrong.

Paulina Porizkova
Season 4, Finished 11th
Supermodel

Porizkova was the first celebrity voted off the show in her season. A season which included former 90210 star Ian Ziering. It’s not clear what was more painful: Being the first eliminated or being proven to be less talented than Ian Ziering.

Melissa Rycroft
Season 8, Finished 3rd
Reality TV Star

Rycroft’s fame leading up to Dancing with the Stars included a mediocre showing on another ABC hit The Bachelor and on CMT’s Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team. Apparently the “star” portion of this selection involved the logos on her former team’s helmets.

Joanna Krupa
Season 9, Finished 4th
Supermodel

Though Krupa had a solid showing, nothing could possibly top her performance as Terrell Owens’ archnemesis on The Superstars. Supermodels: So like us!

Melanie Brown (Scary Spice)
Season 5, Finished 2nd
Singer

Melanie Brown, an active dancer with the Spice Girls, finished second to Helio Castroneves, Indy car driver. It’s okay to be somewhat alarmed, and perhaps sexually confused, by the fact that you might get a better lap dance at a strip club from a Brazilian man than you would a former Spice Girl.

Josie Maran
Season 5, Finished 12th
Actress, Model

Gorgeous, absolutely. But you’ve seen better dancing coming from an 18th century rummy getting his feet shot at by a ruthless sheriff.

Willa Ford
Season 3, Finished 7th
Singer

The singer of the hit song “I Wanna Be Bad” finally achieved her goal through the magic of dance.

Vivica A. Fox
Season 3, Finished 8th
Actress

Fox’s performance on the show paved the way for her portrayal of a physically impeded cancer patient on this season of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Shannon Elizabeth
Season 6, Finished 6th
Actress, Model

A perfectly acceptable performance from a woman whose claim to fame involves being beat off to by Jason Biggs. You and me both, sister.

Denise Richards
Season 8, Finished 12th
Actress

Her 2nd-eliminated performance proved that she’s about as believable as a dancer as she is portraying herself on Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.

Honorable Mentions: Natalie Coughlin, Shawn Johnson, Tia Carrere, Melissa Joan Hart, Kathy Ireland, Trista Sutter, Sabrina Bryan, Jennie Garth, Misty-May Treanor

1979… McDonald’s introduces the Happy Meal. The Iran hostage crisis begins. The Pittsburgh Pirates defeat the Baltimore Orioles in the World Series. Michael Jackson releases his first breakthrough album Off the Wall. And this set of stunning women were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1979 – - – - – - – -

Stacy Keibler (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Kelly Brook (British model, actress)

Kourtney Kardashian (American something) – – – – – – – – – Dania Ramirez (Dominican actress)

Holly Madison (American model) – – – – – – – – – Cameron Richardson (American model)

Kate Hudson (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Summer Altice (American model)

Evangeline Lilly (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Rachael Leigh Cook (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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So Tony Hawk held some sort of charity event in Las Vegas recently called The Stand Up For SkateParks Benefit. Yep, you read that right. A benefit for skateparks. Only in America, folks… Oh sure, I could go ‘learn’ all about how this benefit is for more than just building skateparks, how it’s for the youth of America, giving them a positive outlet and a place to gather peacefully and get some exercise, blah, blah, blah. Or I could just ignore all that and look at the pics of Holly Madison, Lacey Chabert, and Aubrey O’Day, who were in attendance at the event. Guess which one I am going to do?

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As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in short supply (yes, talking to you Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera) though there were still some celebs worth seeing. Hopefully later today some better photos will trickle in, but for now the highlights included Katie Price, Audrina Patridge, Holly Madison, Selita Ebanks, Ashley Greene and Bai Ling. Yeah, all the A-listers… In order below: Aguilera, Alba, Eva Amurri, Kate Beckinsale, Mariah Carey, Miranda Cosgrove, Nina Dobrev, Eliza Dushku, Selita Ebanks, Briana Evigan, Isla Fisher, Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Julianne Hough, Khloe Kardashian, Heidi Klum, Latoya Jackson (eww), Ling, Blake Lively, Jessica Lowndes, Madison, AnnaLynne McCord, Alyssa Milano, Nicky Hilton, Aubrey O’Day, Paris Hilton, Patridge, Phoebe Price (eww again), Katie Price, Brooke Shields, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kim Kardashian. Phew…

I slipped in a pic of Christina Aguilera in last year’s costume just to see if you were paying attention. Did you notice?

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So Holly Madison, she of the career of basically doing anything to stay famous, was the ‘Official Keg Tapper’ at the Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas over the weekend. No idea what an ‘Unofficial Keg Tapper’ is, but I bet none of them look this good in a Fraulein outfit. Definitely not any that I have seen. (Mostly because, you know, it’s usually a guy doing the keg tapping where I come from: Boringtown, USA.)

For more Holly Madison, click here.

Holly Madison is the new star of some show in Vegas named Peepshow. You may recall a post we did a while back featuring Kelly Monaco starring in the same show which told us that despite the show’s name, no one actually gets naked. Still, it has featured babes like Kelly, Mel B, and now Holly in skimpy clothing so it’s not all bad. (Other than the fact that Carrot Top’s creepiness is nearby – see below.)

More Holly Madison goodness here and here…
… and some NSFW Holly stuff here.

So here’s Holly Madison and her A+ grade fake boobs at some event called the US Weekly Hot Hollywood issue launch party that no one cares about. The real reason for my post are those two perfectly sculpted items so nicely displayed in her Spring dress. If I were to have a contest for the best man-made tatas Holly would be right there in the running for the championship. No wonder Hugh Hefner wants Holly back on diaper duty.

More Holly Madison goodness here and here…
…and some Holly NSFW stuff here.

Seriously, it’s like night and day. The single Holly Madison is sexy, boobalicious, and fun. The one dating Criss Angel was none of those things. Plus she was dating Criss Angel so she could have been riding a bucking bronco naked and I would have been turned off. (Okay, I lied there, but you get my point.) Just take a look at how sexy and cute Holly is here at the premiere of Into The Blue 2: The Reef (An actually pretty decent flick. Lots of bikinis and a story that keeps you rather interested.) and tell me you don’t just love her?

More Holly goodness here and here…
… and some NSFW Holly stuff here.

I’ve said it before and I am saying it again, I really, really like the single Holly Madison way better than the one that was dating Criss Angel. And not just because Criss Angel is a douche. It’s because the single Holly consistently brings out her moneymakers (i.e. the funbags) now that she is once again unfettered by greasy magicians… although she needs to lose that necklace, which looks like something that the aforementioned magician would be sporting. That and because she is famous for being naked… just sayin’.

More Holly Madison goodness here and here…
and some NSFW-ness here…

In what I can only call Divine Intervention, Holly Madison dumped magic douche Criss Angel recently. And thank goodness because I was really missing Holly going out on the town with her girlfriends. And by girlfriends, I mean her boobs. And yes, that is PMOY Jayde Nicole (she of humping her boyfriend while in a bikini fame) by her side, making for a much more pleasant-looking companion for Holly than the magic guy…

More Holly Madison greatness here.

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Urghblfttt… I just threw up in my mouth…

Holly said part of the reason she left Hef was because she wanted kids. Please God, do not let him procreate with her.

UPDATE: I do feel a little bit better now since it appears Angel’s show still sucks ass.

Holly apparently came as “The girl who broke up with Hef and decided to not wear anything remotely revealing so as to piss off her ex-boyfriend”.

NSFW pics of Jayde Nicole here.
More SFW pics of Holly here and Kendra here.
NSFW pics and video of Kendra Wilkinson here.

And she is still wearing her more than likely comped Playboy watch! She hasn’t completely turned her back on the past! Yay, her!

More awesome pics of Holly Madison here.

So who would you rather bowl with and why? The porn stars or the Playmates? Tell us in the comments! Seriously… go comment…

More sexy pics of Holly Madison here.
NSFW pics of Jayde Nicole here.

And for Holly, it means, just being her normal busty, cleavagey self. Good to see things are status quo with the girls…

More awesome pics of Holly here and Kendra here.