For you, dear reader, I aim to educate as much as I do to entertain. Hot dogs are a huge part of America's culture and now you can learn how they're made! And try not to vomit on your shoes!I really like hot dogs. In fact, when I was living with two of my friends, we used to have a day every now and then in which we'd put crazy toppings on hot dogs. The first time we did it, it was Martin ...more.

A new ad from something called The Cancer Project (do they want you to get cancer or not? WHAT ARE YOU AFTER, CANCER PROJECT?) caused a stir this week about hot dogs causing cancer, but it's okay, hot dogs probably won't kill you.A new TV commercial shows kids eating hot dogs in a school cafeteria and one little boy's haunting lament: "I was dumbfounded when the doctor told me I have late-sta ...more.

I really don't see anything I want to write about and I'm not doing any work at all, so here's a fun little thing I drew to remind you all of how immensely talented I am in every facet of Internet entertainment (don't even dare to approach me in my LOLcatting. Don't dare). Enjoy!...more.