So our boy Hugh Hefner has kicked Holly Madison to the curb. Not to fret though, folks, King Hef is replacing Holly with a couple of 19 year-old twins. The man has no limits to his awesomeness.These babes, named Karissa and Kristina Shannon (literal jailbait), have already moved in to the mansion, where they will become Hef's sex slaves and forever be muses for our sexual fantasies. God bless them ...more.

Hugh Hefner, it is being reported, is apparently still way more man than I am as he has his eye on another chick, despite the fact that he already has three hot women in The Girls Next Door, Holly, Bridget and Kendra.Dark-haired Ukranian model Dasha Astafieva has caught the eye of the Playboy mogul - and his bleached blonde three-pack of gal pals are fuming mad!Dasha snared Hefner after being invi ...more.

I always wondered what the purpose of the ESPY's was, but now I know. It's so that all the guys on the staff (which is like 90% of the staff) can have a reason for companies like Playboy to throw parties surrounding the event and then they can hang out with chicks like Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and that other one... what's her name... oh yeah, Bridget Marquardt.As much as I hate to admit it, ...more.