Via Basic Instructions comes this comic on how to set and, more importantly, achieve a long-term goal. Inspirational. ...more.

An adorable little Japanese boy decided to give flowers to performers at some sort of recital. The first one goes swimmingly and the second...notsomuch.It seems too obvious to point out that this kid has basically just seen 99% of the future encounters he'll have with women over the next 20 years. What he should do is take this as a learning experience as he grows older. That learning exper ...more.

I admit that I don't understand all our "laws" but apparently, it's totally okay to charge an 11 year-old girl with three counts of rape. No details as to what happened have been released and police are incredibly vague as to what happened, which makes the story even odder to me, like a deeply disturbing mystery novel....more.

I'm so f'ing sick of the whole "Cougars on the prowl" nonsense for old ladies with withering vaginas f'ing young guys like it's a regular occurrence, so it's great news to see this article that debunks the myth. Turns out young men...not so interested in actually dating old bitches....more.

Via BasicInstructions comes this important breakdown of drinking for those in need of knowledge....more.

In a new study conducted by the heroes at Princeton University, research has proven that men seeing a woman in bikini are more likely to see them as objects and not think about the woman's thoughts. I'm stunned....more.

Via Rob and Elliot comes this tale of learning how to take a leap of faith can change your life....more.

Curious George has always struck me as something of an asshole. Finally, there's empirical evidence to back up my unwavering anti-adorable-chimp rhetoric....more.

What do you do when your special lady reveals that she's a special lady who was once a special guy? Watch this Internet video and find out!I think that this teaches an important lesson, one I've been imparting for years. It's a lesson about intolerance. People say we should be accepting of all types of different people and, as a whole, that's a great idea. Unless someone is different and a ...more.

Ever heard of the sexual term the "Lion King"? If you're like me, you hadn't. But you will never forget it now....more.

No, not a sudden ability to beatbox and do some ill poppin' and lockin', but rather actual loss of hearing. Some kid kissed her mom's ear and it was all downhill from there.What’s in a kiss?That’s what a Hicksville, N.Y. mother would like to know after her young daughter's kiss left her with hearing loss and tinnitus, Newsday reported.When Gail Schwartzman’s daughter, who is now 6, ...more.