I'm a PC owner and I would kick Justin Long in the balls if I ever saw him. But that said, there's no disputing Windows has some problems. See, for example, this extremely embarrassing video on live Japanese TV of Windows 7 not doing stuff a computer should do (i.e. work correctly). ...more.

As a purveyor of bizarre things on the Internet, sometimes I get jaded like an overworked prostitute whose husband is trying to kickstart a sex session. But then sometimes I see a video like this one that just defies all sort of conceptions I have of "WTF." Meet Creepy Japanese Guy Playing a Bass while Dressed like a Japanese Schoolgirl. ...more.

Nothing can bring joy to my heart more than Japanese ads. Meanwhile, I hope in Japan some dude is watching that stupid This Is Our Country ad and going, "HAW HAW SILLY AMERICANS WHAT IS THAT TRUCK DOING!" Anyway here's an ad for some crap that has Japanese Little Red Riding Hood dancing with furries with boobs and testicles. ...more.

Sure I just covered the magic of Japanese TV the other day with the game show Get the Girl Naked, but I think this show, presumably named Confuse the Chimp with Magic, which features a chimp being perplexed and amused by magic tricks, is equally deserving of a Japanese Emmy. ...more.

Japanese game shows are completely lacking in any sort of pretense. They're like Benny Hill episodes, only with a high likelihood of someone getting maimed. Take, for example, the Japanese game show "Get the Girl Naked." NSFWish video lies ahead. ...more.

For years I've felt like my "solo time" has lacked a degree of whimsy. But thanks to the good people at Kanojo Toys, I can now get all the satisfaction of having sex with an egg without any of the ruining of omelets. ...more.

I'm not entirely sure why I expect better from a country with tentacle porn and women in bride costumes being shit on while they giggle, but this might be the meanest thing Japan has done. Look at this poor little bear who's terrified of tigers being forced into a cage with them.That is so adorable and so mean at the same time. This bear is doing pratfalls like Dick Van Dyke (skip to :40), b ...more.

An adorable little Japanese boy decided to give flowers to performers at some sort of recital. The first one goes swimmingly and the second...notsomuch.It seems too obvious to point out that this kid has basically just seen 99% of the future encounters he'll have with women over the next 20 years. What he should do is take this as a learning experience as he grows older. That learning exper ...more.

This video is a wee bit NSFW but it's Japan, so I'm pretty sure you can just say you're getting cultured instead of looking at some weird fetish game show.Gosh, that's so creative. I really relate to the symbolism of the game. In reality, we're all just men being held back by elastic harnesses as we go for the nipples of glory. It's almost Dickensian.If American TV insists on cutting back ...more.

I think it's safe to say that the Japanese are better than us at everything, safe for penis size and killing gargantuan monsters (Godzilla: thousands of sequels, Cloverfield: none). So it should come as no shock that they've kicked our ass at one thing we rule at...getting fat by eating hamburgers in even more creative ways than ordering them through a clown's mouth.I wish magic were real. I ...more.

It's no surprise to hear that something in Japan will totally f with your perception of how you view...well, life. But this toilet, created as part of an campaign, is pretty amazing and cool....more.

Japan is pretty big on stuff like schoolgirls getting raped by tentacle monsters so this is pretty tame by comparison, but man, this just is not right....more.

I was reading the Times on Blaaaaackberry and I saw an awesome article about how Japan is trying to slim down fatsos by making them get their waists measured (with failure to comply resulting in fines for the fatties in question's employers). And then I saw this video below of another awesome Japanese social experiment and I was like "Wowwww, I ...more.