You know what's a dead-giveaway for a slow day on the Internets? A video of a dude falling. And lo and behold what do we have here? I do have to say though, it is a pretty spectacular fall. ...more.

Via Explosm comes this fun look at dating in our crazy 21st century....more.

Via Quiet Glen Mind Police (an easy to remember name if I've ever seen one) comes this take on what happens when you finally decide to click a pop-up ad....more.

Via ChannelAte comes this old comic that amused me more than you could possibly understand....more.

In the latest installment of James Gunn's PG Porn, porn ho Sasha Grey dresses up like a Catholic school girl in need of a car fixing and, well, it's just kind of awesome. Watch it below.I'm not really good at fixing cars, but I can really relate to the mechanic here. It's so hard to do your job when sexy women are incessantly trying to have sex with you. Every single job I've done, some na ...more.

I don't know if it's because I grew up and live in the city, but lakes can be absolutely terrifying. Jason from Friday the 13th came out of a lake. So did, uh, Pol Pot (or I can't think of a second one, f you). Well, now you have to also worry about penis monsters with tentacles....more.

Anything I give you here will just sully the beauty of this article. So read the snippet below.A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she ...more.