I've always said...If you're going to golf, golf in style.This is John Daly last week trying to qualify for the U.S. Open. Unfortunately for him and fashionistas everywhere, he didn't make it...However, Daly will be playing this week at the St. Jude and apparently, he had to get a restraining order from his crazy wife. You know, the chick that tried to stab him....Once, just once, I want to live ...more.

Let's look at some of the similarities between golf extraordinaire John Daly and MLB fictitious legend Kenny Powers..They're both fatThey're both athletic has-beensThey're both vulgar and can't hang on to a relationshipAnd now apparently, they are both selling their merchandise out of their own vehicles...That's right...John Daly is pawning off his merchandise right outside the gates of Augusta Na ...more.

7. The Strip ClubIf you're going to go out, go out in style. Let your lasting image be one of boobies in your face...6. Taco BellI'd love to just once pass out in my nachos bellgrande....just once. That's gotta be a great feeling in the morning.5. The MastersListen, Daly's never going to win there anyways so might as well as embarrass yourself in front of some rich folks while you're stil ...more.

Yeah, that's right. Butch Harmon hates fat people. That's the only explanation for dropping a great talent like John Daly. Come on, its not like John doesn't take his golf seriously. Look how many women he's divorced just to try and keep his focus entirely on golf.Butch only cares about skinny golfers and guys who work out a lot. Don't believe me?Let's look at some of the people Butch has wor ...more.

It's like Happy Gilmore only real. John Daly hits a drive at Warwick Hills in Grand Blanc, Michigan off a 24 oz. can of Budweiser. Oh yeah, his pro-am partner: Kid Rock. Now there's some excellent planning and foresight...H/T: AOL FanHouse ...more.

Now that Tiger is gone for the season, the PGA Tour needs to do something to keep attendance going. Here at The World of Isaac, we believe these tips will be more than enough to keep it going10) Give John Daly the go ahead to do the 18 challenge (18 Hot Dogs, 18 Beers, and 18 shots, 18 Holes)9) Give Natalie Gulbis an honorary PGA membership for the Summer.8) Fans get free copies of the next hotte ...more.

Just like his old man, John Daly, Jr. knows that in golf you drive for show, baby. He doesn't even use the damn kiddie clubs, just grabs dad's wood and gets to hackin'.H/T: Real Clear Sports via FanIQ ...more.

Seemingly, every woman who's ever met Roger Clemens is coming forward and saying they've slept with him.Add Paulette Dean Daly to the list, the former wife of golfer John Daly.The NY Daily News has the scoop and says:She declined to elaborate on the nature of her relationship with the pitcher, but did not deny allegations from several sources that it was romantic and included financial support.So ...more.

We excused his partying.We excused his drinking.We excused his gambling.We loved him because he was fat and didnt care about his weight.We loved him because his diet was cigarettes, booze, and donuts.We loved him because he looked like your average Joe.But most of all, we loved John cause he could play golf and he could play it well.But lately, John is nothing more than a Nationwide hack trying to ...more.