What if I were to tell you that a mere fourteen years ago, a dance crew of pre-pubescent boys emulated the popular male erotic dancers from Chippendales and not only did no one stop them, but they also became somewhat famous? You'd probably say I'm stoned. And you'd be right. But that doesn't mean that this didn't happen. Meet The Chippendiddys. ...more.

This may be an ironic sticker, but in humor, we see the greatest truth of all...this sticker is why Korean kids are way smarter than our lazy American kids. ...more.

There are some people who just look like they match the crime they're committing. For example, take a look at this photo of Roger Stephens. Doesn't he just look like the type of guy who'd slap a little girl who's crying in a Wal-Mart? Well, good thing he does, because he totally did do that. And his quote afterwards is priceless. ...more.

Ever find a photo that just tickled your fancy and you can't totally explain why? Well this panda can't find that photo that'll take him to his happy place because this stupid kid is acting like a dick. ...more.

Kids have their lemonade stands with the adorable little backwards E's on the sign, selling sugary lemon water to the world. But sometimes you've got to take those kids down a peg for not having the proper permits. At least if you're the NYPD. ...more.

Like much of the world, I enjoy a good naked photo of Vanessa Hudgens. But man, I admire the enthusiasm this kid has for her new nude photos. Oh to see the world through the wonderment of a child once more. ...more.

Via Explosm comes this comic about how the old "sitting in a tree" kids' rhyme should go these days, if rhymes were keeping it real. ...more.

Car prices are at all-time lows across the globe, yet car sales continue to be sluggish. So one teenager has taken the initiative to offer a car dealer an extremely lucrative, if not slightly unconventional offer. The offer, however, is so terrible and highly illegal that you'll have to find out what it is by clicking "more." ...more.

What does a man have to say to get arrested and jailed for 30 years immediately after a job interview with a local police department? Starting with admitting to possessing child porn and having sex with a minor is a good start. ...more.

There are excuses, there are terrible excuses, and then there's telling the cops that your cat was downloading kiddy porn on your behalf, arguably the benchmark for a completely delusional lack of accountability. ...more.

So Miley Cyrus is, well, what she is...wildly successful but also a bit of a hoebag. And the proud family tradition continues on with her 8 year-old sister Noah Cyrus, pictured below (I believe she's the one on the left) with her little friends on a stripper pole. ...more.

For some reason, toymakers have an obsession with dolls that can replicate the bodily functions of an actual baby. For further proof, check out "Bebé Glotón" (or "Baby Glutton" in English), a Spanish doll that replicates the breastfeeding experience. ...more.

Via Reddit comes this old comic chronicling the friendship between Donald Duck and Goofy. ...more.

I always thought those leashes for kids were kind of silly but now that I've seen this mother with her kid at the Verizon store, it all makes sense. ...more.