Via Explosm comes this comic about the importance of child safety....more.

The surveillance we have everywhere in our lives is kind of a mess. But as kids get more and more, um, out there, there's a tough line for principals and deans to walk with reporting and watching what the kids do....more.

Pedophilia is fairly hilarious so long as you're not the one getting the whiskey-breath and stubbly chin of a relative on your neck. But sometimes it can hit a little too close to home, like when some dude has a van with a "Free Candy Inside" sign on it and a mattress in the back....more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this take on the doctoring of a child's grades....more.

Sexting is pretty much the hottest thing in the history of the world that you wish was around when you were growing up. But parents and courts are being total buzzkills about it. For example, check out the borderline-pervy work of this District Attorney.The group of anxious parents crowded around District Attorney George Skumanick Jr. as he sat behind a table in a courtroom here and presented ...more.

I hate fat adults but fat kids have a certain charm. Primarily because their little fat boy bosoms are hilarious. Check out this kid rocking out to AC/DC's "TNT" (skip to 2:30 in if you want to see some hawt stripper moves).My question: Is it worth it to these kids to get the brief attention from assholes like me to know that this video of you prancing around with your underdeveloped-sororit ...more.

I admit that I don't understand all our "laws" but apparently, it's totally okay to charge an 11 year-old girl with three counts of rape. No details as to what happened have been released and police are incredibly vague as to what happened, which makes the story even odder to me, like a deeply disturbing mystery novel....more.

As a leading barometer of taste in popular culture and, basically, the primary voice of black America, it's my duty to enlighten you all about the trends brewing beneath the surface. Meet the "Stanky Leg" dance.You may surprised to learn that this video was not created at the Junior Statesmen of America's National conference. I'm sure these fine young ladies were just taking a break from res ...more.

A big blow was dealt today to lovers of big butts who find themselves incapable of lying: Turns out your teens listening to songs with sexual references are more likely to do the freaky nasty with likeminded teens....more.

Child porn or awesome? That's the question facing a Massachusetts area court for six teenage boys who exchanged a nude photo of a similarly-aged female. Though I imagine the judge going "The court finds the defendants....AWESOME!" probably wouldn't be received well....more.

Schoolgirls have been dressing like sluts since I first saw porn so I can't see why it'd change as society itself gets more and more slutty. But a teacher saying a 13 year-old student "looks like a slut" and that she might be too fat to dress like a slut might cause some problems....more.

Some kid got a cell-phone and his dad found porn on it. It happens. But my favorite part: How does the kid know what "pornography at its best" is? He hasn't put in the years of research I have, little know-it-all bastard.A Naples man finds pornography on his 10-year-old's brand new cell phone, and he wants to know how it got there."I usually use it to take pictures or call family," Victor D ...more.

See what I did there? Man I am clever. Because it's beer, and beer is brewed. Anyway someone developed a Wii game about beer pong. But Connecticut's attorney general isn't pleased with its release.Connecticut's attorney general isn't happy that a video game called "Frat Party Games: Beer Pong" was rated suitable for children as young as 13.Richard Blumenthal said Monday that the Enterta ...more.