As if the city of Detroit didn't already have a massive parting of the Red Sea, this new strip club law certainly won't help.The City Council approved a crackdown on the city's 31 topless clubs today that bans VIP rooms and lap dancing, but still allows them to serve booze. ...more.

While I'm not one to comment on politics here, I would feel somewhat at a loss if I didn't comment on that douche Kwame Kilpatrick and his bid to get a job in Texas.How the hell in this struggling economy does a guy who just spent the last couple of months in jail walk out and go straight for a job interview?I mean, what kind of questions are being asked in this interview?"Mr. Kilpatrick, what was ...more.

Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is going to jail for obstruction of justice and just resigned from office. But the courts continue to bury him, this time revealing sexy text messages from his top aide Christine Beatty whom he had previously denied having an affair with.One series of messages from November 2003 goes on for more than an hour as Beatty describes what she would do with Kilpat ...more.

Goodbye Kwame.Don't let my f**ckin cupcake toe hit you on the way out.Oh yea, even though you are only going to jail for like 4 months, I hope its federal pound me in the ass prison.You are a cheaterYou are a liar.You are a stealer.And more than likely, you are a killer.I hope you get the OJ treatment....meaning, I hope restaurant owners won't serve you when you and your entourage walk in.I hope y ...more.

Allow me to step away from toilet humor and women for a second to address something important.Detroit is the pits....And yes, literally speaking, when a house sells for $1 and you can't find a buyer for well over a month, you have a problem.The home, at 8111 Traverse Street, a few blocks from Detroit City Airport, was the nicest house on the block when it sold for $65,000 in November 2006, said ne ...more.

We take time out of our regularly scheduled programming to inform you that Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was thrown in jail this morning for leaving the country without permission from the courtCourt officials said Kilpatrick would remain in jail until he either posts the full $75,000 bond or until his lawyers can persuade a Wayne County Circuit Court judge to overturn the decision. But first, Ki ...more.

And in the Least Shocking Thing Ever to Happen Category, we have Kwame Kilpatrick getting booed at the Red Wings Parade.I'm going to go out on a limb and say a lot of Kwame's "supporters" aren't Red Wings fans....Just a HunchFree Press Story ...more.

Per Kim Worthy's press conference....8 Counts against Kwame Kilpatrick....All Felonies!PerjuryObstruction of JusticeMisconduct in office ...more.

If you didn't hear Kwame's speech last night, you missed a doozy. If you would like to reproduce it, I suggest you eat as much garbage as you can, go down to Orchestra Hall and take a steaming dump on the stage.Essentially, that's what Kwame did tonight. It was an embarrassing performance by a man on his last legs. Like a child who resorts to name calling to defend himself.The two highlights of ...more.

Wonder what kind of secret deal Kwame is making in this picture?By the way, if you have absolutely no life, you can actually go through the 196 page document.As a suggestion though, you might just want to read one of the hundred or so articles in the morning local papers.Free pressDetNewsAs for my thoughts, well, do you really need them?Guy is a bozo and the fact that he is now considering a civil ...more.

Watch it hereHow ironic that the day Guyism crowns the Greatest Sports Liar of All-Time, Kwame Kilpatrick delivers one of the most hollow apologies in political history.And you know what's weird, people still support this douchebag.Detroiter Byron Frazier, 33, who attended the rally earlier today in downtown Detroit, braved the bitterly cold night to show support for the mayor. "I think the media ...more.