Seriously? Audrina Patridge? Come on, Maxim! I know you can do better than this. I post photos of babes from all over the world each day that the Maxim's in other countries take photos of and you put Audrina Patridge on your cover? Sure she is hot, but damn, Audrina Patridge? She isn't even showing nip... Fail, Maxim. Fail. (Even more amazing is that this is not the first time Maxim has dropped Au ...more.

So I guess The Hills cast is in Hawaii for some reason. Oh yeah, it's so that Audrina Patridge will be shot in a bikini 90% of the time.These producers are friggin' geniuses... Seriously, if there was a channel that showed Audrina strutting around in a bikini top 24/7 how many times a day do you think you'd flip over and watch? I know I would watch it at least five, ten minutes a day. Don't knock ...more.

Saturday I clued you in to some skanks that got dressed up for Halloween. Mostly they looked pretty good actually, but they weren't the only hot celeb tuna that got dressed up for the big holiday, there were lots more and here they are (skanks included)...Enjoy AnnaLynne McCord, Aubrey O'Day (again), Carmen Electra, Christina Milian, Coco, Eliza Dushku, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba (in the second lame ...more.

Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad both were in attendance at tonight's MTV Video Music Awards showing off some spectacular cleavage. Again, video music awards? Are there still music videos? And are the awards reallly based on the videos? I digress... regardless of which set of mamms you prefer, we are the real winners here aren't we?Online Surveys & Market ResearchA SCRAP MOMENT: Did I reall ...more.

Audrina Patridge may have the rack and the nakedness, but Lauren Conrad looks more like the girl you'd like to take home to mom.Than strip naked and get nasty with when mom goes to run some errands... ...more.

Kim Kardashian associating with the Big Mac at McDonald's?! KimK Superstar attended the 40th Anniversary of McDonald's Big Mac in Malibu, California, which might go a loooong way towards explaining that righteous posterior of hers. (And yes that is Lauren Conrad in one of the pictures below. Hmmmm...)Reggie Bush will not be pleased. ...more.

Here I am thinking that Lauren Conrad was the respectable girl of the ladies on The Hills. Heidi Montag is a plastic-surgeried-up media-slut, Audrina Patridge poses topless, and I don't know if any other girls are on the show because I don't watch it, but then comes these pics of a clearly hammered Miss Conrad leaving a Hollywood watering hole and all my positive impressions of her and her cleavag ...more.

I have never seen a single episode of The Hills, yet somehow I know all the women on that show. Take Lauren Conrad for example. She's hot..... That's all I have to say on the matter.Thank you, drive through... ...more.

The MTV Movie Awards might be the most pointless awards show on the planet (and that's saying a lot) since it's put on by MUSIC Television, a channel that last time I checked (and that would be somewhere around 1994) didn't show movies. (If I am wrong, don't correct me because I don't care). The only saving grace of such an event is the sheer volume of hot tuna that attends the show. Witness...Rum ...more.