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10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the dictionary

Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, featured, lifestyle, lists 0

Way back in 2001, Homer Simpson's most popular catchphrase – Doh! – successfully transcended beyond the status of pop culture catchphrase and entered the pantheon of legitimate English word. This momentous occasion was the direct result of the Oxford English Dictionary deciding to include the word in their 2001 edition. ...more.
9 items that women feel men waste too much money on

Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, featured, lifestyle, lists 8

I have a hat that I got in a truck stop in Alabama that states, “I spend my money on booze, women and gambling. The rest I waste.” The hat made an excellent point. Men have a tendency to sometime waste money. The hat was different. It was the best $3.99 I ever spent. The hat got many compliments as I made my way home from Tuscaloosa. My girlfriend at the time thought the hat was the dumbes ...more.
The 8 Super Bowl party guests you must avoid

Posted by Brett Smiley under featured, lifestyle, lists 0

Ideally, you'll be surrounded by friends and legitimate football fans on Super Sunday. But too often a guest shows up who threatens to put a damper on an otherwise amazing event. Here are the eight biggest risks to your Super Sunday bliss: ...more.
7 things your email address says about you

Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 9

Everyone communicates through e-mail these days and it's important that you're sending the right message to your correspondents. Whether you're applying for a job, shooting off a complaint letter, or propositioning a woman on Craigslist, you want to make sure you're making the best possible impression.1 AOLYou were the coolest dude around in the 90's. Everyone loved your dial-up jokes, ...more.
14 horribly unappetizing vintage food ideas

Posted by Jeff Wysaski under humor, lists, pictures 4

Have you ever considered making a birthday cake out of mayonnaise? How about serving prunes at a birthday party or giving your kids stuffed hearts to keep them healthy and happy?No. Of course you haven't. Because these ideas are stupid and, quite frankly, disgusting. Despite this incredibly obvious fact, various food manufacturers over the years have attempted to market a number of terri ...more.
The 7 stages of a break-up

Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 0

There's nothing worse than being dumped and/or divorced by someone you love. Suddenly you've gone from being in a golden couple to being a permanent guest at table 9. It's okay to cry, burn couple pictures, and make people feel bad for not knowing that you've broken up. Odds are that you're about to go through the 7 stages of a modern break-up. ...more.
The 7 most annoying people you’ll see on an airplane

Posted by Jeff Wysaski under lifestyle, lists 73

Let's be honest, there's not much to like about air travel. High ticket fees, airport security, delays – all of these factors add up to make flying on an airplane about as pleasant as a 3-hour kick in the balls. Of course, once the airline has finally herded you onto the plane with the rest of the cattle, the real fun begins. Given the fact that you're stuck on a plane with hundreds of other ...more.
7 things magazines teach women about men

Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 7

Women's magazines continue to be wonderful publications full of great tips, provocative articles, and made-up sex positions that could cripple the most flexible woman. Their articles about dealing with men, written by a 7th grade girl with raging hormones, dispense phenomenal advice for how to snag a man, satisfy him in bed, and make him fall in love with you. And by phenomenal I mean, what ar ...more.
7 ways to legitimately spot a liar, as told by an FBI profiler

Posted by Noah Boyd under advice, lifestyle, lists 24

In order to provide a credible source for this article, Guyism turned to former FBI profiler Noah Boyd [pseudonym] to give us a real look at how you can spot someone lying from a series of obvious tells. Feel free to try them on friends, enemies, and Tiger Woods. Mr. Boyd will also be allotting us three copies of his new book The Bricklayer to give away to you..more on this after the article ...more.
8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star

Posted by Shawn Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists 7

Look, I should first say that I don't have any problem with internet pornography or adult film actresses. There is a very substantial list of reasons why dating a porn actress would possibly be one of the most awesome things to happen in your life. For starters, you can get that "My other ride is a porn star" bumper sticker you always wanted to slap on your Jetta! And I'm sure there are other ...more.
The 7 biggest Facebook taboos

Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 12

There are the people that make you want to get on Facebook everyday -- aka the people you stalk daily. And then there are the people that make you want to get off Facebook, deactivate your account, and revive your old Myspace page (just kidding... unless your a pedophile). Stay away from committing these 7 Facebook taboos and you'll be sure to keep all your friends. ...more.
7 items that will cause a man to never leave his home

Posted by Shawn Norris under gadgets, lifestyle, lists 0

Guys like things. We often work very hard to acquire these things. Guys shop with purpose. We go shopping for items that make our living space more comfortable and more importantly, we are shopping for things that will make other guys envious. However, sometimes we have a tendency to buy items that make it more difficult for us to leave or places of residence. For men, it’s not shoes, styli ...more.
7 of the weirdest vintage sex products ever

Posted by Jeff Wysaski under gadgets, lifestyle, lists 2

Over the past several years, sex has become a much more public and open topic. However, if one digs through the trenches of vintage advertisement, it doesn't take long to realize that humans have always been obsessed with sexual adventure and orgasms. While many early sex products were forced to hide their true benefits, clearly there has been a market for sex since the beginning of time. As a ...more.
7 TV couples of the 90s that shaped what you want in a relationship

Posted by Jenni Maier under entertainment, lifestyle, lists 1

While TV comedies today may be groundbreaking for their witty one-liners and lack of studio audiences, they don't have the same magic of the 90's sitcoms. Television from the 90's was all about sugary-sweet couples who had 21 minute couple-problems every episode, solved by a one-minute declaration of love where they remembered why they were a couple.1. Jessie and BeckyTalk about a matc ...more.
7 modern day activities that could serve as medieval torture

Posted by Shawn Norris under humor, lists 3

With cars and airplanes and iPhones, it seems that the world we live in just keeps getting better and brighter (with the exception of a fledgling world economy, countries with less of a GNP than Apple, adult onset diabetes, cancer, US Magazine, Swine Flu, etc). But that’s not always the case when you really think about it. Sure, we don’t have to worry about the plague or invading Mongols, ...more.
7 ways to make everyone think you’re pretentious

Posted by Jenni Maier under advice, lifestyle, lists 4

Studies have shown irrefutable evidence that some people are born believing they're better than others. They grow up in gated communities named things like Anglosaxon, go to colleges where the library has the same name as them, and easily get jobs at J.P Goldman Bear Stearns. These people grow up to what scientists call, "assholes." Despite being unlikeable and unpleasant, these "assholes" ten ...more.
The 11 most inept TV heroes of all time

Posted by Jeff Wysaski under entertainment, lifestyle, lists 0

Let’s face it: television is far from a great breeding ground for intelligence. For every smart, sophisticated and erudite TV character, there are at least a dozen dumb, stupid and drooling buffoons created to annoy them. This is for good reason – as laughing at fictional imbeciles is much more fun than watching a TV character adeptly maneuvering through life. Of all the stupid TV characte ...more.