There are those nights when you truly just want to grab a beer (or seven), hang out with your friends, and complain about work. But then there are the other nights when you use up all your hair gel, iron your jeans, and truly just want to get laid. Once you spot a girl at the bar and reel her in with your subtle-yet-strong eye contact, you've began a modern day phenomenon known by scientists a ...more.

1982... Cal Ripken, Jr. starts the first game of his baseball career. Gordon Johncock wins his second Indy 500 over Rick Mears by 0.16 seconds. Lawn Chair Larry, flies 16,000 feet above Long Beach, California in a lawn chair with weather balloons attached. And so many sexy women were born that I had to split this into two posts. The more the merrier I say! ...more.

Over the years, women have proven to be stellar athletes and, over time, some experts expect women to be able to compete and defeat male athletes. But that doesn't mean they don't look downright foxy in their different uniforms. ...more.

Pick Up Artists are what happen when nerds decide to get laid but forget to stop playing videogames first. They claim women can be reprogrammed into sex with complicated gambits which flip a set "attraction switches," at which point they might as well say "I roll my twenty-sided dice for sex." Flipping switches is how you open the secret door in Zelda, not panties ...more.

1983... Apple Inc. releases the Apple Lisa personal computer. (The what?) The final episode of M*A*S*H is aired. The Tokyo Disneyland opens. The Nintendo Entertainment System goes on sale in Japan. And these amazing women were born... ...more.

Considering that I'm only real-life friends with about a ninth of my Facebook friends, I spend a lot of time getting to know my Facebook friends based solely on their profile choices.Uploading albums with names like Fall 2009 show me that you're boring, while inviting me to join you on Farmville shows me that you're currently single. ...more.

Over the past 20 years, the world revolving around 742 Evergreen Terrace has played home to a slew of hilariously ridiculous fake products. Though I could never name them all, here are 14 of the most awesome fake Simpsons products of all time: ...more.

1983... Michael Jackson performs the dance move that will forever be known as the "moonwalk" at Motown 25. Microsoft Word is first released. McDonald's introduces the McNugget. Chrysler starts production on the first minivans. And this amazing group of women was born... once again though there were just too many lovely ladies to contain them in just one post. I'm sure you won't mind. ...more.

I used to love getting dressed-up and going out Trick-or-Treating. I loved running around at night and only having to knock on someone’s door to give me candy because, well, candy is awesome. HOWEVER, some people who give out candy wouldn’t know good candy if it bit them on the ass. Those people usually give out the following:Candy Corn - Honestly, who the hell likes this stuff. It tas ...more.

First dates are almost always slightly awkward no matter what. You have to spend the whole time doing the information-exchange and talking about things like hometowns, colleges, handcuff preferences in bed, and occupations. Make life a little easier for yourself by avoiding these 7 places on your first date. ...more.

1984... The Apple Macintosh is introduced. Michael Jackson's hair catches on fire during a Pepsi commercial. The Edmonton Oilers defeat the New York Islanders to win their first Stanley Cup. The Detroit Tigers defeat the San Diego Padres in the World Series. And this amazing group of women was born. ...more.

Bars hold a special place in my heart. I’ve spent the good part of my youth either sitting in them, drinking in them and on about more than a few occasions, being removed from them by some sort of barland security. I can’t pinpoint the exact number, but second hand accounts and police reports like to put the over/under at 15. What can I say, when I have a bit of whiskey I have a tendency t ...more.

1986... The first PC virus, Brain, starts to spread. Roger Clemens strikes out 20 batters in a nine-inning game. Len Bias dies from a cocaine overdose less than 48 hours after being selected 2nd overall in the NBA Draft. And these beautiful women were born... And as I stated before, this was such a good year for women that we had to break this into two parts. So much to love! ...more.

1986... The Chicago Bears defeated the New England Patriots 46–10. Pixar Animation Studios is opened. Mike Tyson wins his first world boxing title by defeating Trevor Berbick. These lovely ladies were born... And it was such a good year for women that we had to break this into two parts. There was just that much goodness. ...more.