You know how every time you see a picture of Madonna these days her arms make it look like she should be playing left field for the San Francisco Giants? ... in the early 2000's? Well, luckily we have the Internet and people on the Internet who explain things like that to us...Click to enlargeDamn, babes AND an education... what more can I do for you people??(Source: inquisitr.com) ...more.

I saw this on WWTDD yesterday and then was thinking, man, I've really stopped posting hot chicks. And who's universally respected as one of the main sexual icons? Madonna. Meow meow sexy lady....more.

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NFL: Mike Ditka: NFL should prohibit all players from owning gunsNFL: Giants' Burres reports to New York police stationNFL: Eric Moulds allegedly gives autograph seeker knuckle sandwichMLB: A-Rod, Madonna in Mexico CityCYCLING: Armstrong starts training; anti-doping site absenton 205th recommends... ...more.

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Seriously, Alex Rodriguez's downward spiral into becoming the creepiest professional athlete ever just took another big dive as it is being reported that A-Load bought his new girlfriend-forever Madonna a new Rolls Royce. So sad..."...word from Madonna-ites who witness almost every one of Queen M's face tinkerings (trust, that be a lotta tinkering) is that A-Rod gifted Madge with, yes, a Rolls-Roy ...more.

Guy Ritchie and Madonna's divorce is getting ugly. Now, according to reports, Guy is claiming that he had to book sex time in advance with Madonna so she can go to the gym and Kabbalah meetings.A source close to the couple said: 'With her time being so precious to her, and with there being more important things to her like spending three of four hours in the gym every day, it become just anothe ...more.

CELEB: Guy Ritchie told Madonna: "You're 'old, fat, ugly, wrinkled'"MLB: The mayors have placed their World Series betsMLB: Curt Schilling flame-blogs Manny RamirezNFL: Favre: Millen called me to talk hunting, footballNFL: Ex-Raider Stabler acquitted in Alabama DUI caseBOXING: Holyfield avoids jail time, settles child support caseGOLF: Orange County man admits to $28 million golf scamon 205th reco ...more.

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After completing phase one earlier this year, Madonna finished phase two this week and will have a fully hinged jaw by the end of the year. VIEW THE MAGIC... ...more.

NFL: Packers' Jolly arrested on felony drug possessionNFL: The Favre-Van Susteren interview ugh...CBB: Kellogg to replace Packer as lead college hoops analyst at CBSMLB: Madonna will cheer A-Rod at All-Star GameMLB: Ruth cap from 1920s auctioned off for $328,000OLYMPICS: No spitting! Olympics officials preaching fan civilityCBB: Sidney Lowe II to plead guilty to 12 chargesNBA: Donaghy made scores ...more.

The creative fellas over at Rotohog put together an amusing little clip here of Mr. Romance, Alex Rodriguez, getting jiggy to Madonna (her music, not her personally, that happened later, after his wife gave birth). Thought you might like it. It made me smile, which hurt my face. Peace... ...more.

Madonna is furious over claims her alleged relationship with a US baseball star has been labeled an "affair of the heart." LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS FASCINATING STORY... ...more.

So Arod has a thing for Madonna huh? I think we all collectively threw up a little in our mouth the last time we saw a pic of the Material Girl.But what if this is something he isn't embarrassed about...What if Arod has a fetish for Female Singers of the 1980s?The World of Isaac goes back in time and asks,Would Arod hit it?Debbie GibsonShe's got Electric Youth on her side. And hey, doesn't she g ...more.