I had this video set to post a couple days ago but I probably got distracted by a shiny object and forgot to finish it. Anyway, it's freaking awesome and you can probably get the gist from the headline above.I think this is so funny because it's so far-fetched. Now if it were Doctor Mario, oh man, I'd be blowing a load in my own right eye right now. The way Mario took his honorary doctorate ...more.

It may just be my highly medicated, soup-filled sick state, but this video of some dude living with Mario as a roommate amused me quite a bit. Put on your laughing hats, folks.Once you get past the fun of freebasing invincibility stars and injecting growth mushrooms into your penis, there aren't a whole lot of perks to living with Mario. Like when you get a call in the middle of the night as ...more.

Okay I feel like I've been covering Mario a lot lately given the fact that the asshole has been around for like 25 years but this video is freaking awesome and brilliant in its dystopic simplicity.Point: Being a Goomba sucks. Unless they have really good wages and a great insurance package because, even in a recession, this job kind of blows.If it's any solace to the Goombas out there readi ...more.

Via ViralNerd comes this comic which proves that it's pretty much a given that if you draw Mario into a comic, I will gleefully post it without thinking twice....more.

Kitschy street art usually annoys me, but this photo I saw on Buzzfeed is just awesome in every way....more.

I'm kind of obsessed with comics involving Mario. So here's one via Geekstir....more.

Not sure where this comic comes from (if you know, leave it in the comments so I can attribute the creator) but I love any comic with Mario....more.

Angelina Jolie is universally regarded as the hottest girl alive. So prepare to find her even hotter when you learn that she's playing Nintendo DS games like a 15 year-old Japanese schoolgirl....more.

The life of a video game character is pretty glamorous. But much like superheroes, they have to keep day jobs too. And some of them blow. Hard. Here are eight of the worst. ...more.

Just because kids are idiots who'll buy anything with their favorite character's face slapped on the box doesn't mean that toy companies should take advantage of them. Here's some of the most odious licensed crap to have ever been hawked as "fun" or "worth buying". ...more.

This is like a day old now but whatever, I was going to post it yesterday and screw GoDaddy for denying you that. Anyway, this clip is one of the ones being released by Seth MacFarlane's new Web cartoon project.The Princess is kind of right...it's not like it's Mario's place to say what she does with her body. If some fat Soviet chick with a beard rescued my Prince-ly ass from a dragon turtl ...more.