Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, and Miranda Kerr were in Chicago the other day to open a new Victoria's Secret store. Good news for Chicago, but there were two troubling issues I found with this event. ...more.

So Marisa Miller's bikini photos from the Victoria's Secret catalog have hit the Web. Thus, this post. It's kind of like Christmas only without, you know, spending a bunch of money on people you really don't care about and having to tromp through snow to give them their stupid gifts, then having to tromp back out to the store to return the worthless crap they gave you. See? Just like Christmas ...more.

Anytime these two lasses, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr, want to slip their booty into Spandex and do a little workout for ye public to see and let someone take photographs thar's a real good chance that those photos are goin' to find their way to this here Web site. It's a rule or somethin'. Anyway, here they are doin' just that at somethin' called Reebok's Jukari in New York City, whate'er that ...more.

I said, Marisa Miller in lingerie... for Victoria's Secret... what else need I say?More Marisa Miller awesomeness here and here...... and some NSFW Marisa awesomeness here. ...more.

Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller were on some show called It's On With Alexa Chung and did some dancing. It's pretty much as awesome as you'd expect. ...more.

It's been awhile since Marisa Miller has graced us with her presence...We owe her oneMeet Lacey Lynn (Gorilla Mask)TJ Duckett and other scary bearded men (YepYep)How to date out of your league (Coed Mag)This LA galaxy star is pinching a loaf (HHR)Fiesta de Tatas (Don Chavez)The Dolphins cheerleader calendar (on205th)America's hottest community college student (Busted Coverage)Spinoff to Nickelodeo ...more.

No idea what purpose this little photo spread serves other than an excuse to get Marisa Miller naked in a bathtub (which is fine) and to introduce us to Jessica Stam and to let Lindsay Lohan let her slut show, but once again I go back to gettin' Marisa Miller naked in a bathtub and I lose my train of thought... here's pictures...More Marisa goodness here & more Lindsay here...... and some NSFW ...more.

I guess Aerosmith is still around since they did the video you see above with Bar Refaeli grinding away in a bikini. And I guess it's a promotional spot for the upcoming Victoria's Secret TV special, which I guess Bar Refaeli is in, which is news. Julie Henderson, Marisa Miller and Jessica White are also in this video. Yeah... End of report. ...more.

This is Marisa Miller at the launch of the 2009 Victoria's Secret Swim Collection in Los Angeles and at something called Shape magazine's Bikini Body Tour. Ummm... what? Why is Marisa not in a bikini? Why is she even in these photos if she isn't in a bikini? Why isn't she dressed like this? BEING IN A BIKINI IS THE ONLY REASON WE EVEN KNOW HER NAME! Is this payback for her not even being in the Ma ...more.

I watch the television show LOST. In my mind, that means I know everything there is to know about living on an Island in the South Pacific; and yes, that includes reincarnation, dealing with the Smoke Monster and those velociraptors that almost outsmarted those moron kids in the documentary Jurassic Park. Safe to say that I could survive by myself, but I thought about a perfect scenario for this ...more.

So Marisa Miller attended the premiere of some movie that I won't be seeing called Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past. I'm sure it is a great movie or Marisa Miller wouldn't have been there, but it sounds like a chick flick and I am way too much of a man to see something like this. Unless there's nudity in it. Then I am there like a fat chick on a bag of Cheeto's. Oh yeah, the wet bikini pics... they're f ...more.

I don't know about you, but if I was going to have someone host a night at my nightclub like this place Jet, hiring Marisa Miller to come do it for you might be the best investment one would ever make in one's professional life. Exactly how could this not go well? I only hope 33 pictures of this momentous event is enough...More Marisa awesomeness here and here...and some Marisa NSFW stuff here. ...more.

So Marisa Miller did a sexy photo shoot for some guy named Russell James back in January of this year. No idea who Russell James is but I really, really want to be his friend now. Tweet me Russell. (Or just cut out the middle man and have Marisa do it.)The Week That Was...I got my wish for more Anna Taverner!We met Maria De La Fuente, Alice Goodwin and Filipa De Castro...We also met Alessandra Aro ...more.

Yes, a calendar... in March. But hey, when hot babes like Marisa Miller pose in 12 or more sexy outfits and put it on paper for us to buy (eh, look at), who am I not to give them their due. You might recall some of these poses from this video I posted back in October, which makes me ask the question, "Why am I just seeing this calendar now?" Seriously, PR people, come on now...More Marisa Miller g ...more.