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Woman calls 911 because boyfriend won’t marry her
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In the annals of crazy women, you'd find probably every woman ever because they're all insane in some way. BUT! you'd probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. ...more.New bride claims she’s allergic to husband’s sperm
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A recently married couple was trying to conceive, only there was a small problem...every time the husband would leave a dose of his baby making magic in her belly, the woman felt huge pains inside. So she came to the conclusion that she might be allergic to his sperm. ...more.Plastic surgeon gives new wife eight surgeries to pretty her up
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Plastic surgeons have a bit of a God complex, but never has it been so present as in this one case from England. A British plastic surgeon took his new wife (whom he married for her "potential") then cut her up left and right for five years, with her approval, to make her into his ideal woman. Yeah. ...more.Quote of the Day
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You think your wife has low standards? You'd be correct if you look at her husband. However, there may be a woman with even lower standards marrying her husband in the classiest place imaginable. ...more.Girl cuts off tongue to get the right husband
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An Indian girl being coerced into an arranged marriage decided that she needed to make a sacrifice to the Gods to find the right husband. She went about that by chopping off her tongue and offering it up. Yeah. That happened. ...more.This must have been some wedding
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A German woman in a bridal gown woke up in the back of a car next to a crate of vodka. So, uh, what happened? ...more.Quote of the Day
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotesReality TV is all fake, but apparently the lines are too blurred for Wisconsin judges, who are forcing a girl on probation back to court due to her behavior on the show Bridezillas. ...more.Man marries childhood sweetheart after 85 years
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This is either the sweetest or most patently absurd story I've ever seen. You decide!...more.Perhaps this is a sign your love isn't meant to be
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Love is a tricky thing. You want it to work always, so you'll overlook some things. But your girl biting the court-appointed mediator after she threatened to kill you might be a sign to get back into that dating pool....more.America
2 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videosIn what might be the most salacious comments to ever come on Fox News, host Brian Kilmeade said something comparing Poland to America and...well, see for yourself.Do you realize how completely fed up you have to be for Fox News to be like, "Whoaaaaaa there tiger, let's slow down"? You pretty much have to do the verbal equivalent of heart-punching a baby. Even then, you could probably say the ...more.The worst best man speech?
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videosI'm going to recommend you take a moment or two out of your day to go and watch the worst best man speeches ever over at Asylum. Because this gem you'll see below is undeniably epic.It's easy to say that's the worst speech by a best man ever. But knowing how fed up the world is, there has to be much worse. Like a best man revealing like a Bond villain, that he's actually the father of the b ...more.Quote of the Day
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotesWives always think their husbands are perverts for stuff like asking to do it in the butt or asking her to pee on him while he's dressed like a schoolgirl. Okay, I guess the latter would be accurate. Here's another case in which a woman may be accurate in calling her husband a pervert...filming a teenage girl with a hidden camera in a heat vent.A 31-year-old Sheboygan man will spend no time in ...more.Woman won't kiss anyone until marriage
5 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videosGenerally speaking, as Dave Chappelle once noted, women have devalued the power of their cooches. But this chick who won't kiss a man until marriage probably a bit too much.When one Washington bride-to-be ties the knot this summer it will will be her first day sharing her life and her kiss.Rachel Welch, 21, says she decided at the age of 14 that she wasn't going to kiss any guy until she wa ...more.Quote of the Day
0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotesA 20-something hot blond chick married an 84 year-old billionaire and, stunner, she didn't enjoy it. Check out some of her quotes and the even more ridiculous conclusion. I think, after reading this last paragraph, you'll probably want him to die.She was born in '84, and he was 84 -- in more ways than one."It was amazing to wake up and hop on your jet and be in your house in Florida in two h ...more.

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