I'm pretty sure this is my usual train station which pisses me off because I never see anything this awesome in my commute. The most exciting thing that happened to me today is a fat black lady in a red-tinted weave yelling at me. So, you could see why I'd prefer people in costumes playing xylophones and banjos since at least if I fund their lifestyle, it's my choice instead of the government pa ...more.

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Mascots are always fun with their flips and their costumes and doing silly things like, I dunno, wearing a costume and doing flips. Something about people in costumes just amuses me. Well, the NBA's Milwaukee Bucks' mascot Bango was a part of an awesome trick shot during the NBA All-Star Game which ended in tragedy.You see, Bango tore his ACL and will now have to undergo surgery in March (no ...more.

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With news that the Nittany Lion mascot was arrested for a dui, we thought we'd go ahead and look at some of our favorite mascots and see which ones we'd love to see drunk...The Gaylord CamelIf you think camels pee a lot normally, wait until you get a few brews in them.The Cornell Big Red MascotNot only would this guy be a ton of fun but you'd piss off Andy Bernard so muchSpartyTrust me, he's been ...more.

A study in the UK released last week said that some beloved food mascots such as Tony the Tiger and Coco the Monkey are contributing to children's obesity. But they're not the only mascots who seem capable of misdeeds. For example, take a look at these delinquents below. ...more.

From Jumpstart's "Read for the Record" in Boston, which I assume involved both reading and records....more.

What's in a name you ask?Well, this tourney features Wildcats, Bulldogs, Tigers, and Huskies. Names that sound tough, names that invoke fear in the heart of an opponent. But Saints and Hilltoppers?Hell, that ain't scaring anybody. The World of Isaac takes a look at the worst mascots of the 2008 NCAA Tournament.Western Kentucky Hilltoppers-To fully appreciate how dumb this mascot is, you need to ...more.