What you're seeing is a map of the US as marked by distance to the nearest McDonald's. The furthest distance you can be from a McDonald's is 107 miles. Which is convenient if Ronald McDonald is stalking you, but somewhat perturbing all the same. ...more.

Someone sent this to me today and I thought, "This doesn't sound funny." But man, to see someone stop eating a burger to fire shots at a car, then return to eating his burger completely calmly...you have to either laugh or make this man your new God. ...more.

It seems like dead bodies falling into food "accidentally" is all the rage lately. For example, take this poor woman who died at a McDonald's food processing plant....more.

I love a burger as much as the next guy, but I can't say that I condone gun/burger relations. Check out this Denver cop and his zest for burgers....more.

Sweden is a land of candy and hot chocolate and sexy blonde women. So what could ruin that perception? Condoms in the french fries, most likely....more.

Padma Lakshmi's commercial for Carl's Jr in which she basically fs a burger is pretty much pornography in how tantalizing it is. So the fast food industry is now in the gutters...what next?Not to be left out, Burger King drew fire this month for its oddly sexualized ad promoting its 99-cent SpongeBob SquarePants Kids Meal (Crispin Porter + Bogusky), which involves the King riffing to Sir Mix-a- ...more.

Many have echoed the sentiments behind the expression "Pimpin' ain't easy." Well, apparently it is, presuming you have enough chicken nuggets (up until the going to jail part)....more.

A woman in Florida got in trouble with the police for calling 911 three times because a McDonald's employee would not refund her money due to the restaurant not having McNuggets. You can hear all three calls below.[media id=5] [media id=6] [media id=7]When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't h ...more.

I came across this photo from I-Am-Bored and instantly was brought back to my childhood irrational fears of clowns. This post is a public service for you if you're thinking about being any type of clown for Halloween. We all hate clowns, to some extent, and you have these 7 fellows to thank. ...more.

While I usually want to punch someone when I actually go inside a McDonald's, I have never done so. Nor has 99.99% of the people who visit Mickey D's. But that is all irrelevant to this guy... and with good reason...Police say the suspect and the teen got into an argument about who was first in line, and he struck her repeatedly in the face.Makes total sense now.H/T: Blog of Hilarity ...more.

After seeing that video yesterday where a man punched a teenage girl in the face at a McDonald's, I got to thinking...McDonald's is pretty much as wholesome a slice of Americana as we have. Only, not so much when you take a look at some of these perturbing commercials throughout McDonald's history. ...more.

Kim Kardashian associating with the Big Mac at McDonald's?! KimK Superstar attended the 40th Anniversary of McDonald's Big Mac in Malibu, California, which might go a loooong way towards explaining that righteous posterior of hers. (And yes that is Lauren Conrad in one of the pictures below. Hmmmm...)Reggie Bush will not be pleased. ...more.

Free Southern chicken today at McDonald'sCustomers who buy a large or medium drink today at any McDonald's in the United States can get a free, full-size Southern-style chicken biscuit or chicken sandwich.LINKI don't think you guys realize how important this news is....Hard hitting stuff right there....I hope tomorrow to find out what how many rats ran out of the local Taco Bell. ...more.