A Chinese woman got robbed recently, then got out of the doctors. She felt pain. Apparently Chinese doctoring leaves something to be desired since, when she went back to the hospital, they found a six-inch knife in her ass. ...more.

There's now scientific evidence behind the causes of the swine flu, with the revelation that the illness is caused by masturbation and homosexuality. Assuming you can trust the doctors in Kuala Lumpur. ...more.

This case, involving a boy who lost his penis due to being improperly circumcised, is further proof why you should only leave your circumcisions in the hand of a trained Jewish man with a creepy beard. Also, only $1.8 million for a missing penis? Seems a bit low to me.A Fulton County jury has awarded $1.8 million in damages to a boy whose penis was severed in a botched circumcision.The state ...more.

A lot of people waste a doctor's time with their various "Oh I have a bump on my arm" or "Ohhh I have a shard of glass sticking out of my head" bullshit reasons for a visit. And this guy seems to be no exception. But the doctor is having none of his shenanigans any more....more.

It may shock you to learn that an industry which primarily features unconscious or drugged women would be a haven for sexual predators....more.

Fatties of the world rejoice! A pill that simulates exercise may be not too far away, based on testing on mice that turned them into superstar athletes.Results published today in the journal Cell show the drugs turn ordinary mice into trim marathon champions. There should be no shortage of volunteers ready see if they do they same in humans.The two drugs, which go by their scientific names ...more.

I thought there was a science to being a doctor. Turns out, all you need is a hammer and a little bit of hope.A suburban Kansas City man said he feels fine, even though a nailgun accidentally fired a 2.5-inch nail into the top of his head.The mishap occurred last Friday while George Chandler of Shawnee, Kan., and a friend were doing a project in a back yard.The nailgun hose became tangled ...more.

You know what's a sign that you should probably change your doctor? When he leaves a towel inside you that you don't find until 25 years later because you think you have a tumor.DOCTORS in Japan who carried out surgery on a man to remove a tumour had good news and bad news for him.The good news was he did not have cancer.The bad news: The growth that had been causing him pain was in fact ...more.