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  • Preventative health for normal guys

    2 CommentsPosted by Joseph Federico under advice, lifestyle
    Preventative Health … what exactly is it and why should you take an active interest? We’ll explain why through a series of short answers on the topic at hand, and even give you some edible suggestions as to how to implement this thought into your daily lifestyle.Kathleen Burke PhD, RN of the Ramapo College of New Jersey states that, “Preventative Health deals with actions that when t ...more.
  • Look cool in a recession without going broke

    7 CommentsPosted by Joseph Federico under lifestyle, style
    Recession got you down? Do you feel like you should be in a receiving line waiting for free coffee and a sandwich? Well, first of all experts are saying this feeling won’t last forever; second of all, you don’t have to spend a lot of money to look and feel your best during these grueling times.Have a city soiree coming up? How about that big anniversary? With events and commitments, al ...more.
  • 7 stupid things men do to impress women

    17 CommentsPosted by Shawn "Douche Larue" Norris under advice, lifestyle, lists
    For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments in their honor, painted them beautiful pictures and then promptly mailed them thei ...more.
  • The G8 Summit is all about the poontang

    2 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
    If there's one universal truth, it's this: If you're an attractive woman, no matter how far you rise, you're always going to be fundamentally "fable" or "unfable" to the men you work with. For example, check out the eyes on European leaders Nicolas Sarkozy, of France, and Silvio Berlusconi, of Italy, juxtaposed with the ass-loving antics of President Barack Obama....more.
  • U of Texas professor condemns porn

    6 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    Everyone loves porn. In fact, the odds are that you're watching pornography right now, stroking to something in the background while reading me. Which kind of turns me on, it's a vicious cycle. Anyway according to a professor who studies such things, porn is, how do you say, not so good....more.
  • This is what your dad pole-dancing would look like

    3 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Or, more appropriately, your creepy uncle attempting to seduce you through the magic of sensual dance.Old guys are gross. That's why it always kind of skeezes me out to see a hot chick with some old guy and you're like, "Come on, I know you're just with him for the money," and she's like "Nooo really I love old balls that look like they're made out of rotting silly putty." Women will tell yo ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotes
    Mustaches are pretty ridiculous unless you like looking like a convicted pedophile or really enjoy savoring the flavors you come across on a daily basis or if you really need to cover up your herpes. But some are saying mustaches might be coming back (unless they're not).In case you have been in a hole the last few years, stylish men have cast aside razors for electric clippers and taken to sty ...more.
  • The 16 best "creepy old man" photobombs

    14 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under lists
    It's not easy being a guy posing for a photo (take a look at this list for proof). But it's even worse when you're an older man trying to be a part of young women's world. Most of the time you'll end up coming off as nothing more than a creepy old man ruining a perfectly good photo...and probably their night. ...more.
  • Running over ladies will not make them want to bed you

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    Some guy tried to get some foxy ladies at a doughnut shop in California. Unfortunately, they rejected him, so he responded like any logical person might...by trying to run all three of them down with his car.A Pasadena, Calif. man has been charged with trying to run down three women who spurned his advances at Newport Beach.Prosecutors said Wednesday that Bryan Curiel faces life in prison i ...more.
  • Japanese people always amuse me

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    I was reading the Times on Blaaaaackberry and I saw an awesome article about how Japan is trying to slim down fatsos by making them get their waists measured (with failure to comply resulting in fines for the fatties in question's employers). And then I saw this video below of another awesome Japanese social experiment and I was like "Wowwww, I ...more.
  • Men like being single more than a crappy marriage

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    Hey girls, think your man is a commitment-phobe? Turns out he's not; he just thinks you suck.Bachelor Carl Weisman got fed up of being classified as a playboy, a loser or a commitment-phobe so he set out to find out exactly why he and a growing number of eligible men were steering clear of marriage.Weisman, 49, conducted a survey of 1,533 heterosexual men to research a book aiming to give w ...more.
  • Catcalling is fun for everyone involved

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    I've always thought randomly shouting things at women on the street in an effort to bed them was a little bizarre. Apparently, catcalling is simultaneously as awful as and less awful than I built it up to be.As the weather warms each spring, women -- especially in cities with active sidewalk traffic -- once again face catcalls from men. It's a situation some find unnerving and an invasion of ...more.
  • Your premature ejaculation is a-okay

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    Are you a guy who cums too quickly? Congrats: You're still a loser, but a socially acceptable one.Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed. A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that ...more.
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