It's hard to tell who's the bigger dick in this scenario: The loud-mouthed drunk American girl or the assholeish Mexican dude who knocks her on the floor.Drunk girls are generally pretty insufferable. It's either hostility/cuntiness, a series of "Woo's" with arms extended, or vomiting onto something. Granted, you can usually f them through most of these scenarios, which helps make them more ...more.

I have a weakness in my heart for Taco Bell as it helped me survive when I was broke during college. Finally, some brave white rappers were able to adequately convey my love for Taco Bell in a rap song that sounds like the title of another rap song.Now this is no reflection on Taco Bell because tacos, burritos, and nachos are fantastic and whatever. But why is it that we always assume that w ...more.

Do you think you're doing Mexico a service by celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Your celebration of nachos and tequila is absolutely a credit to the hard work Mexicans are doing each day to dispel stereotypes. But turns out, Mexico doesn't really care about May 5th at all.May 5 is Cinco de Mayo in Spanish, commonly seen a celebration of Mexican culture, heritage and pride.But Latino Americans say i ...more.

The swine flu is a huge deal (by the way, for more EXCLUSIVE clever swine flu jokes, check out my Twitter) and may be discussed for a while. So the Jews are preparing for the possibility that they're going to have to often discuss "their forbidden animal." And blaming the Mexicans in the process!It may be called swine flu around the world, but a senior Israeli official on Monday changed the te ...more.

I love racism, puppets, and mindless Christianity. What's that you say, a video just for me? Why thank you!Man that's awesome to see all sorts of puppets getting together and overcoming their differences. So what if I'm a puppet with a headdress and you're allegedly a black puppet though you look kind of grayish (zombie perhaps?), we can all unite under our hatred for the Latino puppet. Oh ...more.

I don't know how the hell I missed this from a couple months back with my love for racism and Mexican food, but check out the sheer volume of people coming out of this flipped van.I'm really not in favor of when ethnicities reinforce stereotypes because then that makes me less of a humorist/satirist and more of a racist. Which I'm not okay with unless I get a really cool outfit to come along ...more.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in Mexico where they got fake married and I'm posting it because she's in a bikini and I <3 Heidi Montag's big fake breasts....more.

The handsome little fellow below is known as Memin Penguin in Mexico and his comic adventures have come under fire for being sold at some Wal-Marts across the country.Shawnedria McGinty was taken aback by “Memin Pinguin” comics she found at her local Wal-Mart. The series, by Mexican illustrator Valencia Burgos, tells the story of a young black boy who often gets into trouble and isn’t to ...more.

So tomatoes have been getting a bum rap for causing salmonella outbreaks across the US. Except that the salmonella continues to spread despite the tomatoes going off the market. Ruh roh, Raggy.Adding to tomato confusion, the government is about to start testing numerous other types of fresh produce in the hunt for the source of the nation's record salmonella outbreak — even as it insists t ...more.

There's awesome, there's really awesome, and then there's drunk driver plowing into a bike race in Mexico awesome.A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.Police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez says the 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed into the race.A photograph taken by a city ...more.