La Toya Jackson is known to be, shall we say, "out there." But in case you weren't sold on that idea, she thinks Michael Jackson is talking to her from beyond the grave. You know, because if you were dead, the person you'd want to talk to is La Toya Jackson.Grieving La Toya Jackson claims to be talking to her dead brother Michael – from beyond the grave.She says: “When I go to hi ...more.

Ebony Magazine in 1985 released composite photos of what certain celebrities will look like in the FUTUREEEEEE, the year 2000. Here's their take on Michael Jackson....more.

It's been said that Michael Jackson became addicted to painkillers due to the horrible accident during the filming of a 1984 Pepsi commercial in which his head caught on fire. And US Weekly got the video for the first time, I think.It seems pretty suspicious that this is what led him to a life of painkiller abuse. Sure, it looks gruesome, but he doesn't seem even remotely phased by the burni ...more.

Repossession is a fairly embarrassing situation. Fortunately, you can make it even more embarrassing by being this guy getting his car repossessed, breaking into a dance, then kicking the repo man in the asshole, as seen in this episode of Operation Repo.What a fitting tribute to Michael Jackson. A black guy dancing and grabbing his crotch, then invading a white male's asshole. I'm pretty s ...more.

Michael Jackson continues to be dead regardless of how many voodoo curses I chant while watching that "Lisa It's Your Birthday" episode of The Simpsons. But even though his memorial is in Los Angeles this week, the ghost of Michael Jackson seemingly lives on, as seen in this video.That's pretty creepy that there would be a shadow in a place where dozens of camera crews are walking through as ...more.

I once did a pub crawl with Going.com which, of course, means that I have to get their emails in perpetuity for the rest of my life. Now don't get me wrong, I could care less, but this marketing email (pictured below) that I got about a "Tribute to Michael Jackson: King of Pop Pub Crawl" struck me as a bit tacky....more.

Via Pictures for Sad Children comes this poignant comic about what happens when the famous die....more.

I think you can probably guess where I fall on this one, but Michael Jackson died yesterday after going into cardiac arrest at the age of 50. A reverent animated tribute to his character, written/animated before his passing obviously, is embedded below.Honestly, it sucks that he died poor and isolated from the world after being one of the biggest and most influential acts in the world. All j ...more.

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.comToday's exercise in listy morbidity was inspired by (what else?) the passing of Michael Jackson, which more or less ended Twitter's obsession with green avatars, Facebook's obsession with taking some random quiz to tell you what kind of noun you'd be in a greater collection of nouns, and cable television's unfortunate predilection towards whatever the hell they wer ...more.

Ed McMahon passed and it didn't bother me, Farrah Fawcett passed and it brought back a few memories, but Michael Jackson? I guess it bothers me because I grew up in his heyday and it's just weird. I'm sure I'll get over it, it's not like I was a big fan of his in the last, oh 20+ years (something about him being a pedophile weirdo stopped that), but still, he was just 50. It'll be interesting to s ...more.

I don't care how old this is and I don't care that Michael Jackson is presently as culturally relevant as polio, this is a f'ing awesome video. It's a recreation of the classic Nintendo game Punch-Out, only with Michael Jackson in the role of Mike Tyson and Macaulay Culkin in the role of Little Mac.There probably weren't enough jokes about Michael Jackson touching Macaulay inappropriately, bu ...more.