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  • Shut the f up, midgets

    Posted by Chris Spags under weird news 1 Comments

    Midgets are getting all midgety about the use of the word "midget" on broadcast TV, calling for the word's banning and claiming it's as offensive as racial or sexual slurs. Filthy midgets....more.
  • Oh Webster, you so nasty

    Posted by Chris Spags under pictures 0 Comments

    This is great because it has all the charm of kiddie porn but none of the FBI problems! Check out former Webster star Emanuel Lewis getting handsy with some slut whom I don't recognize. While nothing funny specifically is going on, the situation definitely made me chuckle....more.
  • Babes in bikinis having an ice cream fight… in slow motion

    Posted by DC Scrap under celebs 3 Comments

    As if hot European Aussie babes (the only thing less surprising than that would be if they were Japanese) in bikinis having an ice cream fight in slow motion weren't awesome enough, the addition of a midget to the mix sends it off the charts. Best video evar?H/T: Funtasticus ...more.
  • Kids smoke the darndest things

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 2 Comments

    I have no clue why this is happening and I'd hope this isn't an actual little kid, but who knows? Asia just had to go and one-up our American David Goes to the Dentist clip, didn't they?[media id=2]I'm really hoping that's a midget because I'd be shocked and appalled that China (I'm assuming this is China based upon the wacky letters in the upper right corner but if it's not, well, let's pret ...more.
  • Midget sex

    Posted by Chris Spags under pictures 1 Comments

    Via Work Product comes this special little story about the mysteries of midgets....more.
  • Caption this…

    Posted by DC Scrap under celebs, hot celebs 2 Comments

    Click the links below and then go sell your tuna for $100,000.Sex ScenesBetUSAshley MadisonCeleb DefamerPlayboyMr. SkinYouStripEpic Carnival | HOT POA | NSFW POA | Hot Celebrity Asses ...more.
  • Dwarf cage fighting catching on in Florida

    Posted by DC Scrap under celebs 0 Comments

    This just proves that when you think you've seen it all, think again. Just think... dwarf cage fighting will be huge when the Super Bowl rolls into town in January. BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO WITNESS THE NEXT BIG THING... ...more.
  • Presence of midgets, topless women shut down bar's liquor license

    Posted by Chris Spags under weird news 3 Comments

    You know how you know you're a great bar owner? You have midgets and topless oil wrestling at your establishment....more.
  • NYC trains are like sexy town

    Posted by Chris Spags under weird news 2 Comments

    I take the train everyday so you can imagine my disappointment when I read a study about the majority of women being groped on trains and I'm somehow not involved.You're on the subway, heading to work, when someone rubs up against you in an inappropriate way. In New York City is happens to women more often than you think.CBS 2 HD has learned the Metropolitan Transportation Authority has no ...more.
  • Bridget the Midget flashes some tit

    Posted by DC Scrap under celebs 0 Comments

    So it turns out that this bitch flashing her tits is Bridget the Midget, who is probably the most famous midget pornstar, but this is the first time I've heard of her and I think she's pretty f'ing smart. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LOOK. ...more.
  • 7 year-old drives car, is child

    Posted by Chris Spags under weird news 3 Comments

    Some kid who totally wasn't any sort of ethnicity drove his grandmother's car down MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD (DING DING) and crashed it. It's a slow news day, blow me.Matthew Sands had to look twice at the driver of a red Geo Tracker that passed him on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard Tuesday morning.Mafatau told police he tried to stop the vehicle as the 7-year-old boy crashed into a bus ...more.
  • The Incredible Hulk looks amazing

    Posted by DC Scrap under celebs 1 Comments

    You wanna see what all the hoopla is about The Incredible Hulk movie? Well here you go...If that doesn't make you want to go see it tonight, I don't know what will. ...more.
  • Caption this…

    Posted by DC Scrap under celebs, hot celebs 1 Comments

    H/T: TMZ ...more.
  • MIDGET FRIDAY! Midgets are impressive wrestlers

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 3 Comments

    Well, I enjoy both fun wrestling moves and midgets, so finally, these two twains can connect into one happy intersection. This may not be the longest clip, but it's damned impressive. Watch a midget's face grind in a faceplant position across a wrestling ring in this video below...So, is this like a thing all midgets can do? Like, if I just opt to start throwing them down the block? I gues ...more.
  • MIDGET FRIDAY! Gnome stalks Argentine town

    Posted by Chris Spags under weird news 0 Comments

    Somehow this story completely fell under my radar. A couple weeks back, The Sun found out about some dude dressed as a gnome that was "terrorizing" a town in Argentina. I guess just his existence was terrorizing because I can't imagine a midget doing much damage other than like maybe running full speed into your ankles or something. Anyway, the midget-y goodness begins like 30 seconds in.St ...more.
  • MIDGET FRIDAY! Midget Presidential cuntery

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 0 Comments

    This is kind of old but, whatever, I only do midgets once a week. That's just the way it works. Remember La Pequena Amy Winehouse? Well that midget is really making a go of it. Check out his newest drag-based impersonation...La Pequena Hillary Clinton.On the plus side, I absolutely would f him over the real Hillary Clinton. What can I say? He has thinner calves.I challenge you to not w ...more.
  • MIDGET…Thursday! Midget tranny Amy Winehouse!

    Posted by Chris Spags under videos 0 Comments

    I really can't do this justice. All you need to know is that this is a clip of a Latino transvestite midget dressed like Amy Winehouse dancing along to rehab, then blurting our phrases in a surprisingly husky voice.If I were a midget, I'd probably just do dumb crap like this too. Not like I could ever have a normal and productive life. Why not just try to get famous by putting on a wig and ...more.
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