Midgets are getting all midgety about the use of the word "midget" on broadcast TV, calling for the word's banning and claiming it's as offensive as racial or sexual slurs. Filthy midgets....more.

This is great because it has all the charm of kiddie porn but none of the FBI problems! Check out former Webster star Emanuel Lewis getting handsy with some slut whom I don't recognize. While nothing funny specifically is going on, the situation definitely made me chuckle....more.

As if hot European Aussie babes (the only thing less surprising than that would be if they were Japanese) in bikinis having an ice cream fight in slow motion weren't awesome enough, the addition of a midget to the mix sends it off the charts. Best video evar?H/T: Funtasticus ...more.

I have no clue why this is happening and I'd hope this isn't an actual little kid, but who knows? Asia just had to go and one-up our American David Goes to the Dentist clip, didn't they?[media id=2]I'm really hoping that's a midget because I'd be shocked and appalled that China (I'm assuming this is China based upon the wacky letters in the upper right corner but if it's not, well, let's pret ...more.

Via Work Product comes this special little story about the mysteries of midgets....more.

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This just proves that when you think you've seen it all, think again. Just think... dwarf cage fighting will be huge when the Super Bowl rolls into town in January. BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO WITNESS THE NEXT BIG THING... ...more.

You know how you know you're a great bar owner? You have midgets and topless oil wrestling at your establishment....more.

I take the train everyday so you can imagine my disappointment when I read a study about the majority of women being groped on trains and I'm somehow not involved.You're on the subway, heading to work, when someone rubs up against you in an inappropriate way. In New York City is happens to women more often than you think.CBS 2 HD has learned the Metropolitan Transportation Authority has no ...more.

So it turns out that this bitch flashing her tits is Bridget the Midget, who is probably the most famous midget pornstar, but this is the first time I've heard of her and I think she's pretty f'ing smart. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LOOK. ...more.

Some kid who totally wasn't any sort of ethnicity drove his grandmother's car down MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD (DING DING) and crashed it. It's a slow news day, blow me.Matthew Sands had to look twice at the driver of a red Geo Tracker that passed him on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard Tuesday morning.Mafatau told police he tried to stop the vehicle as the 7-year-old boy crashed into a bus ...more.

You wanna see what all the hoopla is about The Incredible Hulk movie? Well here you go...If that doesn't make you want to go see it tonight, I don't know what will. ...more.

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Well, I enjoy both fun wrestling moves and midgets, so finally, these two twains can connect into one happy intersection. This may not be the longest clip, but it's damned impressive. Watch a midget's face grind in a faceplant position across a wrestling ring in this video below...So, is this like a thing all midgets can do? Like, if I just opt to start throwing them down the block? I gues ...more.